[roboter] So if your a planetologist who studies pluto and suddenly the
definition of planet changes that excludes pluto as a planet, you
would be all, "Frak dude! I was studying that planet!"
[roboter] "sorry dude, your a dwarf planetologist now"

[rob] IM ON MY APPLEII RIGHT NOW
[rob] I'M NOT YELLING. LOWER CASE HAS NOT BEEN INVENTED YET.

[rob] were feminine wiles involved?
[rob] did a girl touch the sausage? that also has an effect
[rob] moon phase also
[aja] hahaha
[r[o]b] was the sausage in space?
[r[o]b] zero G

[trivbot] Question: What is Aja's favorite Camper Van Beethoven song?
[trivbot] Hint: M...
[emily] not on the quote blog, i know ;)
[aja] !
[aja] matchstick men
[trivbot] aja got the right answer in 29 seconds (+1 points giving 7). The answer was: Matchstick Men

[yammy] phones need a *hug* feature

[pajama] i keep secretly interchanging cats with vaginas
[pajama] in my head
[pajama] and then laughing
[pajama] at what you say.
[emily] ahahaha
[caleb-] haha
[emily] kevin is allergic to vaginas.
[caleb-] yeah
[caleb-] to the furrines of it
[pajama] hahah.
[caleb-] but vaginas are so awesome
[caleb-] so its ok
[emily] {petfinder.com url snipped}
[emily] that is a beautiful cat.
[caleb-] if we had a vagina kevin would want it to be able to go outside
[caleb-] and I do not think that is very healthy for some vaginas
[pajama] hahah.
[james] quote
[yama] growing sleepy
[emily] caleb wins
[pajama] lots of stray vaginas around.
[caleb-] score: 1 trillion
[yama] vaginas are like patchwork of confusion

[kevin] i searched images.google.com for big turds
[kevin] and i found porn of people pooping big turds
[emily] i...
[emily] kevin.
[emily] don't google scat, ok?
[kevin] this distrubs me
[emily] YOU SEARCHED IMAGES FOR BIG TURDS.
[emily] WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.
[emily] let's go
[kevin] i expected some big turds

[caleb_] you know what
[caleb_] nothing that youre all talking about matters right now
[caleb_] all you need to know
[caleb_] is that batman begins is the greatest batman movie you will ever see
[caleb_] in your lifetime thusfar
-:- sorijin is now known as thusfar
-:- caleb_ is now known as greatestmovie
[greatestmovie] <--
[thusfar] <--

[emily] parents just shouldn't die.
[emily] it's not ok.
[katchoo] seriously.
[katchoo] at least not until we're all much much older
[katchoo] and more prepared!
[emily] yes.
[emily] there ought to be a law.
[katchoo] dude.
[katchoo] when i'm president, i'll make a law.
[emily] ok.
[emily] can i be in your cabinet?
[katchoo] yes!
[emily] preferably in somethign that requires lots of international travel?
[katchoo] you can be VEEPEE if you want.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] nah, that's ok
[katchoo] of course.
[emily] secretary of state, though
[emily] i'd be down for that
[katchoo] ooh.
[katchoo] that's a good one.
[emily] or at least some kind of dignitary
[katchoo] you can be the ambassador of awesome.
[emily] hahaha.
[emily] all right.
[emily] i'll bring olympia indie rock to all the nations.
[katchoo] that requires a lot of travel.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] you'll create a new cabinet position
[emily] the american people will gladly pay my salary
[katchoo] YES.
[emily] it would be totally awesome to like. get into the white house, and then just be all.
[emily] fuck the politics, man, let's ROCK
[katchoo] haha.
[emily] but by the time you get there, you would've lost that passion
[katchoo] we could get any band to play our party.
[emily] because that's the nature of the beast
[emily] dude, we could
[emily] bjork would play the oval office
[emily] sonic youth
[emily] cat power
[katchoo] if i ever became president, i would just plan on being a one-termer. and get as much awesomeness done in 4 hours as i could.
[katchoo] dude
[emily] you could give chan marshall an ambassadorship to whatever country she gets her drugs
[katchoo] that would be the show of all shows.
[katchoo] hahah.
[katchoo] what drugs?!
[emily] haha
[katchoo] is she on drugs
[emily] i don't know, she seems nuts
[emily] she must have something
[katchoo] i read some horrible review
[katchoo] of a show in like australia she did
[katchoo] where she freaked out
[katchoo] and covered a peaches song
[emily] you can sign an executive order to make jeff magnum make more neutral milk hotel records
[katchoo] and then got all sad when people walked out.
[emily] wow
[emily] that is freak
[emily] y
[emily] she is weird.
[katchoo] hahaha.
[katchoo] but i lub her.
[emily] yeah
[emily] just, she's nuts.
[katchoo] she can have my baby any time.
[katchoo] just as long as she you know.
[katchoo] takes care of it.
[katchoo] and pays for it.
[emily] hahah.
[emily] you'll supply the dna.
[emily] the rest is up to her.
[katchoo] YES.
[emily] like a MAN.
[katchoo] but she better provide the kid with an awesome singing voice.
[katchoo] haha.
[emily] yeah, chan marshall singing genes are on the x chromosome
[katchoo] i should call her up
[katchoo] and ask her where she gets her drugs.
[emily] if you were the president
[emily] yopu could call her anytime
[emily] "hey chan, it's aja. yeah, PRESIDENT aja"
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] "you wanna bring the kid by? i could use a good photo op"
[katchoo] haha!
[katchoo] and then drudgereport would say i was a lesbian.
[emily] you will need some good comedians in your employ as well
[katchoo] and anderson cooper would devote an entire hour
[emily] hahah
[emily] you're not gay!
[emily] you just wanted chan marshall to make your baby
[emily] that's not gay
[katchoo] hahah.
[katchoo] it's just LOGICAL.
[emily] god.
[emily] in the future, that will be ok.
[emily] indie rockers will make babies for presidents ALL the time
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] standard practice.
[emily] we are so weird for thinking of this.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] i want to post this.
[katchoo] good thing it's all being documented on the internets.

[caleb_] only christians have the power to lure us into something so retarded

[emily] holes that needed filling have been satisfied

[katchoo] new guy got cable tv
[katchoo] which means now he wants to talk about all these shows i already know about
[katchoo] like they're BRAND NEW
[katchoo] and he DISCOVERED THEM
[katchoo] and he wants to talk to me about dennis miller and how he changes all the time?
[katchoo] GOD.
[katchoo] GO EAT YOUR PEANUTBUTTER SOMEWHERE ELSE

[katchoo] i just read a really sad news story about a pregnant lady who interrupted a burglary at her mom's home.
[katchoo] she was abducted and murdered. and she was a nurse who worked with kids with cancer!
[katchoo] you can't even write a lifetime network movie like that.

[kevin] i am awake
[kevin] i should do wakeful things
[kevin] like laundry and kidnapping

[notrug] (23:34:34) GodsAngel 1821: girls rule boys drule
[notrug] (23:35:01) GodsAngel 1821: girls are smarter than eneyone
[notrug] (23:36:02) laqmer: if girls rule over so many boys, how come there is never been a girl president?
[notrug] (23:36:21) GodsAngel 1821: i have to go or ill get in trouble bye
[danp] haha
[kevin] hahahah
[danp] this discussion is OVER

[caleb_] there has to be some activity I can engage in that lacks the entire learning process
[caleb_] I said engage
[caleb_] STUPID LEARNING

[nogurt] old people get jokes that don't even exist

[james_] no vegan wedding cake though
[emily] aww.
[aja] are you guys having a wedding cake?
[aja] doh.
[emily] is she just going to eat it anyway?
[aja] how will you shove it into her mouth?!
[aja] hmm.
[aja] please dont' quote me on that.

[Pre] HEY WHORES, HOW'S THE WHORING
[Pre] Haw haw haw
[gabe] i don't know, why don't you ask your mom?
[gabe] OHHHHHHH.
[aja] daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
[Pre] Burn :(

[gabe] Powell Advises Resuming Colombia Anti-Drug Flights
[aja] bleh.
[gabe] hopefully, in my lifetime, they'll realize that the 'war on drugs' isn't working, and will never work.
[robwirk] I advise resuming the dance party.