[kevin] they started playing santana or something loudly
[kevin] so now i am playing elliott smith loudly
[kevin] eat my emo, bastards!!

[xenii-] rob was playing daoc at deans today
[xenii-] and right when we came in i saw his character and said
[xenii-] "haha youre all small"
[danp] haha
[xenii-] and rob replied with
[xenii-] "no youre small"
[xenii-] got me good, that rob
[danp] you got owned
[xenii-] yeah

[DamoSphere] it's all about the right to arm bears
[Pre] bare arms.
[ymmas] fuck yeah!
* ymmas rips off his shirt sleeves.

[r[o]b] the temp (but full time) girl here took a part time job where you transport dead people.
[DamoSphere] yuck
[r[o]b] she has a pager now. if it goes off then she has to pick someone up.
* DamoSphere/#n00n shivers
[DamoSphere] i'm not down for hanging out with corpses
[aja] my body may die but my heart will keep loving you, baby.
[aja] hmm.
[aja] i would transport dead popel.
[aja] people.
[aja] for the riiiiiight price.
[aja] i'd even use my own trunk.
[r[o]b] aja: its pretty good money
[DamoSphere] i only transport dead people if i need them to dissappear
[aja] what kind of skills do you need?
[r[o]b] somestuff isn't gunna be pretty. murders and parts hanging out, maybe even dismemberment, ugly stuff
[r[o]b] aja: I don't think there are any special skills required other then being able to handle the
[r[o]b] handle dealing with dead people
[aja] i think i could do it.
[aja] i just gotta.
[aja] hold my breath.
[aja] plug my nose.
[aja] and think of them as dirty clothes.
[aja] that was my poem.
[aja] about moving dead people.
[DamoSphere] haha
[DamoSphere] crazy aja
[aja] hmm.
[aja] the more i look at what we're talking about.
[aja] the more i think i should quote it.
[aja] even though.
[aja] it's mostly me talking.
[aja] because i DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP.

[aja] you can sell it on ebay.
[aja] PURE VEGAN SPERM.
[kevin] hmm
[kevin] new business for the unemployed
[aja] hehaha.
[aja] VEGAN CUM HUNGRY SLUTS WILL BE CLAMORING FOR THE STUFF.
[emily] vegan cum sluts
[emily] i want spam that has THAT in the subject.
[aja] haha.
[emily] VEGAN CUM SLUTS FOR PETA!!!!!!!!!!
[emily] does that make you horny, baby, yeeeah.
[emily] condoms not tested on animals!
[aja] hahaasdf.
[james] now you all know who has the good jizz
[aja] hahasdf.
[james] peta could use that to get more people to go veg

[james] the lady just said if a guy gives up meat his sperm will taste good
[aja] !
[aja] really?
[james] yeah
[aja] hmmm.
[aja] i'm not going to say anything.
[emily] heheheh.
[aja] but YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD SAY OR ASK.
[james] haha
[ymmas] man who eat fruit bear tasty man spam

[caleb] aja: its a service for deaf people wher eyou type things to an operator and they voice them to other people over the phone
[caleb] but i just type funny shit
[aja] will a real person be talking?!
[aja] i'm so lost.
[aja] rob, help me.
[caleb] yeah
[caleb] they are operators
[aja] you are abusing a good service!
[caleb] and you type to them
[aja] i don't think we shoudl participate.
[caleb] and they say what you type
[caleb] and then type back the response
[caleb] DONT KILL MY FUN
[aja] karma is gonna get you.
[aja] i'd love to work for a service like that.
[aja] talk adn type.
[caleb] this is good for the operators who get a relief from boring deaf people all day