[katchoo] sometimes i say dong instead of song.

* xmmy listens to dido.
[katchoo] haha.
[katchoo] i read that all wrong.
[xmmy] i am glad i didn't accidentally typed 'dildo'
[katchoo] here is what i saw:
[katchoo] *xmmy listens to dildo.
[deelioz] hahaha
[xmmy] because that would mean i typed that word a lot.
[katchoo] yeah.
[emily] hahahaahhahksdfkj.
[deelioz] i said that before xmmy.
[katchoo] hahaha.
[xmmy] and i typed it habitually on accident
[emily] hahahahaahsadja.
[xmmy] which would make you guys wonder if i were gay
[deelioz] when i meant to say dido, too
[deelioz] haha
[xmmy] and i'd have to explain, yeah, guys are cool, but i don't think anal sounds very cool, etc.
[katchoo] hahasdf.
[deelioz] dildo flows so smoothyl when you regularly take it up the ass

[caleb] palmtrees need to cause abortions

[hmmmy] taking on 6 guys sounds hard.
[hmmmy] i think i could do it.

[katchoo] hwy pee you, dan?

talking about kevin's holey jeans:
[kevin] hmm
[kevin] i can drop like
[kevin] four fingers into it :p
[dylan] !
[dylan] save those for next time you tryin to catch the eye of that SPECIALADY
[aja] hahasdf.
[emily_] hahah.
[dylan] walk by and say "hey whats up"
[dylan] "whats happenin"
[dylan] "ows ya mama"
[dylan] HOWS
[kevin] haha
[emily_] that sounded very cockney.
* dylan snap fingers and point

[aja] i can squirt estrogen out of my eyes like a horny toad.

emily: "well, if they're rock stars, what the hell are we?"
aja: "groupies."

emily: "we can beat them off!"

sammy: "it's like a photo shoot...with cameras."

sammy: "i'm not good at controlling things."

[qualmmy] hell no, but you shoulda seen me. i was pounding ass like a pro.

[kevin] i have never talked to a penis

[aja] suck on my chocolate salty balls!

[rob] remember that I have accually been to scottland. they all say "Crraap!"

[SHIT] some days are daimonds
[SHIT] some days are rocks
[SHIT] some doors are open
[SHIT] some roads are blocked
-:- SignOff SHIT: #n00n (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

(pajama) i had the psycho shirt.
(pajama) the serta perfect sleeper shirt.
(pajama) and now they are all missing.
(james) what happened to them?
(pajama) they are probably in a box somewhere. :/
(james) you need to bust out with em
(pajama) maybe when i move i will funny.
(james) haha
(james) you will funny eh?
(SHIT) hahahahha
(pajama) HAHA.

[spongebob] i am sorry
[spongebob] todd will not let me
[pajama] LIAR.
[pajama] CALEB SAID IT WAS OK.
[emily] that's lame, dude.
[emily] i'm sitting here, ready for you to fuck me.
[pajama] i shared my lady with you.
[emily] and you're like.
[pajama] hahsdf.
[pajama] look, now you get no cyb0r.
[kevin] oh dear.
[emily] oh no, TODD said i couldn't.
[emily] who is todd to keep me from my orgasm?
[emily] HMM?
[danp] "todd"
[SHIT] hahaha
[spongebob] we can still orgasm together honey
[kevin] emily, are you sure there was going to be an orgasm
[SHIT] kevin: obviously youve never met cj
[emily] kevin: of course, i'm sure he's a very skilled lover.
[pajama] you give me the key to #y, i give you the key to emily's lovin.
[emily] hint: it starts with the letter "g"
[kevin] hmm.
[pajama] hahsdfh!
[pajama] he won't get that.

[pajama] we're waiting for the cyb0r sex.
[pajama] doood.
[emily] yeah, cj.
[pajama] score.
[emily] i'm not gonna initiate, mmkay?
[spongebob] hold up my pussy fart
[offie] can we join in? or do we have to be quiet?
[spongebob] hold on there cheese tits
[emily] wait, you have a pussy?
[SHIT] hahahahhaah
[emily] was that a command?
[emily] or a term of endearment?
[spongebob] no honey

* yammy spritzes pantyjuice into the air

[katchoo] ok i found it.
[katchoo] the artist is "the 70s"
[katchoo] track title: "america horse with no name"
[katchoo] :P
[katchoo] DAMN THE MAN.
* katchoo fucks the system and downloads america.
[emily_] hahah
[emily_] DOWNLOAD AMERICA!!
* emily_ hacks the planet.
[katchoo] haha.
[katchoo] THEY'RE TRASHING THE FLOW OF DATA.
[emily_] hahahahdjsk
[emily_] ow, my brain.

[r[o]b] katchoo: we can drill a hole in the floor to put cable through and share network and french fries.

guys, now's your chance!
[aja] swf seeks male friend for hot-and-dirty lovemakin', followed by a nap and a soda.

[Otto] I couldn't remember how to type in hax0r.

[todd] plz dont ban me ill be nice
*** todd is now known as CJ
*** danp sets mode: -o+b CJ *!*efewgeg@*.yumaaz.adelphia.net
*** CJ was kicked by danp (nope.)
[danp] *CJ* i guess ur a demon and have no heart so u have to take ur wasted life out on a 12 year old and you know its true (~efewgeg@az-yuma1c-105.yumaaz.adelphia.net [23:43])
[danp] success!

[deelio] S:LDKFJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
[deelio] I AM THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK
[deelio] ONE TWO THERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[katchoo] haha.
[deelio] threeeeeeeeeeee
[deelio] this iss caleb now
[deelio] and imy head is down while i typ0et this
[katchoo] hey caleb. :)
[deelio] my eyssssss were clo0sed
[deelio] and i coudl dtype!
[deelio] i dont knwoo what tpo type thjough
[deelio] i havbe no conversation to dssay
[katchoo] dood.
[katchoo] dig deeep into your brain.
[katchoo] you will find something.
[deelio] my name hads to b e caleb
*** deelio is now known as caaleb
[caaleb] FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
[katchoo] haha.
*** caaleb is now known as bacaleb
[bacaleb] FUCKKKKKKKKKK
[katchoo] bacaleb?
*** bacaleb is now known as caleeggg
[caleeggg] MAN
[katchoo] hahaha.
[caleeggg] FUCK ITSE
[katchoo] do drug.
[katchoo] er.
[katchoo] i mean. so drunk.
[katchoo] and i'm sober, mostly.
[caleeggg] zzzmoooooossteely
[caleeggg] I MEANT TO HSIT SHIFT BUT I HITS Z
[caleeggg] HAHA

[DragonRe] saturday Imma get my freak on
[DragonRe] this hot momma doesn't know she's opened up a can of MIKE
[katchoo] haha. ohkay, that's the mike i know.
[katchoo] "can of mike"
[DragonRe] werd
[DragonRe] "THE BUBBLES MAKE MY NOSE TINGLE"

[katchoo] i'm gonna go on a date. maybe my lesbian friends will take me out.
[DragonRe] aja: if you get some with lesbians ... goddamnit you better taje some pix
[katchoo] haha.
[katchoo] i don't think i'll *get* with them.
[DragonRe] :[
[DragonRe] go for it
[DragonRe] it's almost like you're in college
[DragonRe] you could just lay there and they could RAVISH you

[DragonRe] im sad because ryan's thingie is NOW GONE

[danp] i hate blogger. i hate blogs.
[katchoo] but DAN.
[emily] i hate your mom, but that didn't stop me from doing her last night.
* emily ducks.
[danp] it would be a shame if blogger got OWNED and NO ONE was able to BLOG.
[katchoo] HAHASEHASDH.
[katchoo] EMILY.
[katchoo] hahahasdf.
* katchoo looks back at left fucking field.

[danp] i hate blogger. i hate blogs.
[emily] i hate your mom, but that didn't stop me from doing her last night.
(awhile later)
[danp] i'm going to watch A.I. with my mom now. latez. :P

[meesh] making out during amovie you both adore, couln't be more memorable.

[deelo] a girl walked by
[deelo] and saw me move my hands fast
[deelo] i think she crapped her pants.

(yes, i'm quoting myself. eat shit.)
[katchoo] why must eminem come up on the playlist.
[katchoo] so not the right time, eminem. i'm talking about making out.
[katchoo] and then eminem says "FUCK YOU CUNT." and shoots me.
[katchoo] and if i weren't me, and i weren't insane, i would quote all that.

[caleb] katchoo: maybe if you could vote from the comfort of your living room... without actually moving... or voting... hey, wanna hear a joke?

[kevin] what is the proper thing to do with a dead rat?
[kevin] do i bury it, or throw it away?
[kevin] i feel like i should bury it
[meesh] idont know
[meesh] burying it would be for cutesy animals.
[meesh] where'd you find it?
[kevin] meesh, my cat killed it
[kevin] it brought it in the house alive and was chasing it around and i locked them in my bathroom
[meesh] oh bury it then.
[kevin] yea, i did
[meesh] it died in a tragedy.

[emily] but you can totally grope me if you need to.
[emily] i'll understand.

[CJ] when they ban me is when i talk shit
[CJ] so its really their fault

[katchoo] vegans can't eat at lard-huts, silly.