[gabe] what's the biggest height you've dived from?
[caleb] the high dive
[caleb] i guess
[caleb] one time i jumped into my neighbors pool
[caleb] from outer space.
[caleb] it was awesome
[gabe] and then you died, and jesus gave you life, and you ate a TACO
[gabe] but you got stomach cramps, since you didn't wait an hour.
[caleb] and THEN i hit the water
[gabe] :((((((((((((((((!!!!!!!!!!!111111
[gabe] SPLOOSH!
[caleb] the splash killed my neighbor

[aja] now i'm a doctor and a pastor.
[aja] i'm not a real doctor, but i play one on the internet.

[rob] oh no! I'm the crazy one. I've never ordered erotic cake.