yammy 1:14 PM: Sometimes I can’t believe that narwhals are real

aja 2:25 PM: I'm about to rewatch interstellar

emily 2:25 PM: why would you do that to yourself

aja 2:28 PM: I'm not sure

yammy 2:34 PM: Space

 

yammy 8:53 AM: IMG_3326

emily  8:53 AM: i see

aja  9:11 AM: I need to see this data presented in a more organized way

emily  9:56 AM: oh y god yes

sortable fucking tables goddamn

aja  11:36 AM: Like it's not even in alphabetical order by serial killers

emily  12:06 PM: someone really chose violence when they made that list

which makes sense, given the topic i guess

 

aja (12:49 PM): Sassy 6th or 7th grade girl literally said “nice iPhone 6!” to me

emily (12:50 PM): hahahah

aja (12:50 PM): I was all first off, it’s a SEVEN

 aja: Being sick when you have kids is just fucking awful because your kids do. not. give. a. fuck.

aja: E-- just asked me for something (a cake pop) and I told her that I wasn't going to Starbucks right now because I'm sick and she literally said “well I don't care if you're sick.”

aja: See.

emily: wow

emily: rude

aja: Yeah, even P--, who is normally my rude one, said “wow E-- you're MEAN.”

 

yammy  

3:27 PM: That is cute. I like PP

3:27: Please screenshot that to ensure I never run for public office.

yammy 12:39

Hiiii dooot etc n00000n

12:39

So, if Trump is a billionaire, how come he can't pay off $800 million dollarz in debt.

12:39

I don't know how rich people stuff works.

aja  12:47 PM

He’s been lying about being a billionaire

yammy  12:48 PM

Trump is not a billionaire? gasp! I think so much less of him now 

yammy 2:07 PM
I just put out a literal dumpster fire.

emily 2:08 PM
congrats
was it satisfying
like, polticially

yammy 2:10 PM
If only I could save us from another 4 years of Trunpf with an 1 3/4” firehose.

montecore 10:55 AM
Hi! I had too many thoughts and it was too much to type so I settled with "zort"

yammy 10:57 AM
zort is a good place to start
(and end, if you wish)

aja 8:08 PM
My kid just barfed more barf than I’ve ever seen. While in her car seat
In a drive thru
I should have taken a picture for her wedding slideshow

yammy 10:39 AM
I’m freeeeeeee

emily 10:46 AM
free of what

yammy 10:48 AM
I wish I could say free of racist capitalist oppression. But just dismissed from class for the day is all I’m talking about.

emily [3:32 PM]
k said he was "waiting for something to deploy," then farted, so i made a joke about it. am i wrong
i laughed very hard

yammy [3:57 PM]
Lol
I’m surprised k doesn’t practice continuous integration farting

emily [4:00 PM]
HAHAHAHAH
he comes real fuckin close tbqh
is this tmi or n00n blog fodder

montecore [1:05 PM]
somedays your foot is wet. other days your foot is dry.


emily [1:05 PM]
deep thoughts with rob (edited)

yammy [1:08 PM]
Between 2 n00ns: Deep Thots w Tob

emily [1:09 PM]
never goign to stop laughing at deep thots

yammy [1:09 PM]
set the channel topic: The Oldes

emily [1:09 PM]
fuck i need to put that on the blog

aja [6:56 PM]
My husband just dug a small unicorn out of a toilet filled with poop.

A "trinket" my toddler called it. MOM I DROPPED A TRINKET INTO MY POOP
f'n toddlers, man

emily [6:59 PM]
best poop story

aja [9:56 AM]
I have seen secret life of pets so many times.
And now I actually love it

emily [9:56 AM]
hahaha
you have kid movie stockholm syndrome?

aja [9:57 AM]
I do!

emily [9:57 AM]
hahahaha
when i was a kid my little brother spent one summer watching ET on vhs EVERY DAY

aja [9:57 AM]
Boss baby will grow on you after the 17th time

emily [9:57 AM]
now i fucking hate ET

aja [9:57 AM]
Hahahahaha

emily [9:57 AM]
i don't want boss baby to even touch me

aja [9:58 AM]
17 times
That's all it takes

emily [10:01 AM]
that's 27.5 hours of boss baby
which is longer than the entire run of Schitt's Creek
which i have watched 5 times now
but still
should we put this on the n00n quote blog

aja [10:02 AM]
Hahah

emily [10:03 AM]
to be fair i odn't think your kid would appreciate the canadian comedy but still

(07:06:50 PM) yam: wtf is a cornhole board
(07:06:56 PM) kevin: hmm
(07:07:03 PM) emily: the company that, apparently, yahoo hired to do background checks on employees couldn't seem to get my academic infoz
(07:07:22 PM) kevin: Cornhole is a game that has had a long-lasting run of popularity in the Midwestern US, particularly in Indiana and Ohio.
(07:07:26 PM) kevin: Cornhole is a game that has had a long-lasting run of popularity in the Midwestern US, particularly in Indiana and Ohio.
(07:07:27 PM) emily: i don't know but it makes me think of beavis and butthead
(07:07:28 PM) kevin: ergh
(07:07:31 PM) kevin: The game is simple. Players toss colored bean bags toward a tilted board with a 6" diameter hole in the surface. A bag in the hole scores! There are many variations on the basic game, but the equipment is the same.
(07:08:04 PM) yam: it makes me lol
(07:08:24 PM) yam: somebody emailed to the neighborhood list
(07:08:32 PM) yam: and was like does anybody have a cornhole board?
(07:08:41 PM) yam: i started laughing
(07:08:45 PM) emily: and were you like no but i do have tp for my bunghole
(07:10:20 PM) yam: but is it like a homphobic kind of term or what
(07:10:30 PM) yam: er +o
(07:10:39 PM) emily: if it's popular in iowa i'd guess it has its origins in actual corn
(07:10:43 PM) kevin: hmm
(07:10:46 PM) yam: i want to respond to the list with something totally immature
(07:10:51 PM) yam: but i'm thinking twice about it now
(07:10:58 PM) emily: hahaha
(07:10:59 PM) kevin: maybe the game originally involved throwing corn into the hole
(07:10:59 PM) emily: yeah
(07:11:03 PM) yam: yea but when people use it to refer to anus
(07:11:05 PM) kevin: but now less people have a bunch of corn
(07:11:09 PM) emily: don't let your neighbors know that you're secretly 12
(07:11:19 PM) kevin: so they use beanbags
(07:11:32 PM) emily: i am pretty sure the "anus" usage came after the "actual corn" usage
(07:11:52 PM) emily: i cannot believe we are discussing corn vs. anuses

[kevin] Subject: For Sale or Rent: Money
[tyler] haha
[tyler] wouldn't renting money be a loan
[simmy] rent me some money and find out

emily: aja and bret, i dun blogged about it already
emily: also, like, five minutes after hearing the news and then being mad, i got hit with a massive cramp
emily: so it really was like getting punched in the crotch
emily: the living ghost of sarah palin came and messed with my ladyparts
fnordpojk: emily: :D
emily: fnord, yes
fnordpojk: emily: i wish you'd blogged about that and some neocon saw it and blew up and it was a big media thing.

Aja got Married! wheee!

[yampy] i stayed up too late.
[aja] me too.
[Morbius] me too :X
[yampy] we could have been having an orgy
[yampy] TOGETHER
[Morbius] haha
[Morbius] I believe that may change the dynamics of our relationship, sammy
[yampy] that's why they're called "dynamics" :>

[roboter] So if your a planetologist who studies pluto and suddenly the
definition of planet changes that excludes pluto as a planet, you
would be all, "Frak dude! I was studying that planet!"
[roboter] "sorry dude, your a dwarf planetologist now"

[rob] IM ON MY APPLEII RIGHT NOW
[rob] I'M NOT YELLING. LOWER CASE HAS NOT BEEN INVENTED YET.

[rob] were feminine wiles involved?
[rob] did a girl touch the sausage? that also has an effect
[rob] moon phase also
[aja] hahaha
[r[o]b] was the sausage in space?
[r[o]b] zero G

[trivbot] Question: What is Aja's favorite Camper Van Beethoven song?
[trivbot] Hint: M...
[emily] not on the quote blog, i know ;)
[aja] !
[aja] matchstick men
[trivbot] aja got the right answer in 29 seconds (+1 points giving 7). The answer was: Matchstick Men

[yammy] phones need a *hug* feature

[pajama] i keep secretly interchanging cats with vaginas
[pajama] in my head
[pajama] and then laughing
[pajama] at what you say.
[emily] ahahaha
[caleb-] haha
[emily] kevin is allergic to vaginas.
[caleb-] yeah
[caleb-] to the furrines of it
[pajama] hahah.
[caleb-] but vaginas are so awesome
[caleb-] so its ok
[emily] {petfinder.com url snipped}
[emily] that is a beautiful cat.
[caleb-] if we had a vagina kevin would want it to be able to go outside
[caleb-] and I do not think that is very healthy for some vaginas
[pajama] hahah.
[james] quote
[yama] growing sleepy
[emily] caleb wins
[pajama] lots of stray vaginas around.
[caleb-] score: 1 trillion
[yama] vaginas are like patchwork of confusion

[kevin] i searched images.google.com for big turds
[kevin] and i found porn of people pooping big turds
[emily] i...
[emily] kevin.
[emily] don't google scat, ok?
[kevin] this distrubs me
[emily] YOU SEARCHED IMAGES FOR BIG TURDS.
[emily] WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.
[emily] let's go
[kevin] i expected some big turds

[caleb_] you know what
[caleb_] nothing that youre all talking about matters right now
[caleb_] all you need to know
[caleb_] is that batman begins is the greatest batman movie you will ever see
[caleb_] in your lifetime thusfar
-:- sorijin is now known as thusfar
-:- caleb_ is now known as greatestmovie
[greatestmovie] <--
[thusfar] <--

[emily] parents just shouldn't die.
[emily] it's not ok.
[katchoo] seriously.
[katchoo] at least not until we're all much much older
[katchoo] and more prepared!
[emily] yes.
[emily] there ought to be a law.
[katchoo] dude.
[katchoo] when i'm president, i'll make a law.
[emily] ok.
[emily] can i be in your cabinet?
[katchoo] yes!
[emily] preferably in somethign that requires lots of international travel?
[katchoo] you can be VEEPEE if you want.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] nah, that's ok
[katchoo] of course.
[emily] secretary of state, though
[emily] i'd be down for that
[katchoo] ooh.
[katchoo] that's a good one.
[emily] or at least some kind of dignitary
[katchoo] you can be the ambassador of awesome.
[emily] hahaha.
[emily] all right.
[emily] i'll bring olympia indie rock to all the nations.
[katchoo] that requires a lot of travel.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] you'll create a new cabinet position
[emily] the american people will gladly pay my salary
[katchoo] YES.
[emily] it would be totally awesome to like. get into the white house, and then just be all.
[emily] fuck the politics, man, let's ROCK
[katchoo] haha.
[emily] but by the time you get there, you would've lost that passion
[katchoo] we could get any band to play our party.
[emily] because that's the nature of the beast
[emily] dude, we could
[emily] bjork would play the oval office
[emily] sonic youth
[emily] cat power
[katchoo] if i ever became president, i would just plan on being a one-termer. and get as much awesomeness done in 4 hours as i could.
[katchoo] dude
[emily] you could give chan marshall an ambassadorship to whatever country she gets her drugs
[katchoo] that would be the show of all shows.
[katchoo] hahah.
[katchoo] what drugs?!
[emily] haha
[katchoo] is she on drugs
[emily] i don't know, she seems nuts
[emily] she must have something
[katchoo] i read some horrible review
[katchoo] of a show in like australia she did
[katchoo] where she freaked out
[katchoo] and covered a peaches song
[emily] you can sign an executive order to make jeff magnum make more neutral milk hotel records
[katchoo] and then got all sad when people walked out.
[emily] wow
[emily] that is freak
[emily] y
[emily] she is weird.
[katchoo] hahaha.
[katchoo] but i lub her.
[emily] yeah
[emily] just, she's nuts.
[katchoo] she can have my baby any time.
[katchoo] just as long as she you know.
[katchoo] takes care of it.
[katchoo] and pays for it.
[emily] hahah.
[emily] you'll supply the dna.
[emily] the rest is up to her.
[katchoo] YES.
[emily] like a MAN.
[katchoo] but she better provide the kid with an awesome singing voice.
[katchoo] haha.
[emily] yeah, chan marshall singing genes are on the x chromosome
[katchoo] i should call her up
[katchoo] and ask her where she gets her drugs.
[emily] if you were the president
[emily] yopu could call her anytime
[emily] "hey chan, it's aja. yeah, PRESIDENT aja"
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] "you wanna bring the kid by? i could use a good photo op"
[katchoo] haha!
[katchoo] and then drudgereport would say i was a lesbian.
[emily] you will need some good comedians in your employ as well
[katchoo] and anderson cooper would devote an entire hour
[emily] hahah
[emily] you're not gay!
[emily] you just wanted chan marshall to make your baby
[emily] that's not gay
[katchoo] hahah.
[katchoo] it's just LOGICAL.
[emily] god.
[emily] in the future, that will be ok.
[emily] indie rockers will make babies for presidents ALL the time
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] standard practice.
[emily] we are so weird for thinking of this.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] i want to post this.
[katchoo] good thing it's all being documented on the internets.

[caleb_] only christians have the power to lure us into something so retarded

[emily] holes that needed filling have been satisfied

[katchoo] new guy got cable tv
[katchoo] which means now he wants to talk about all these shows i already know about
[katchoo] like they're BRAND NEW
[katchoo] and he DISCOVERED THEM
[katchoo] and he wants to talk to me about dennis miller and how he changes all the time?
[katchoo] GOD.
[katchoo] GO EAT YOUR PEANUTBUTTER SOMEWHERE ELSE

[katchoo] i just read a really sad news story about a pregnant lady who interrupted a burglary at her mom's home.
[katchoo] she was abducted and murdered. and she was a nurse who worked with kids with cancer!
[katchoo] you can't even write a lifetime network movie like that.

[kevin] i am awake
[kevin] i should do wakeful things
[kevin] like laundry and kidnapping

[notrug] (23:34:34) GodsAngel 1821: girls rule boys drule
[notrug] (23:35:01) GodsAngel 1821: girls are smarter than eneyone
[notrug] (23:36:02) laqmer: if girls rule over so many boys, how come there is never been a girl president?
[notrug] (23:36:21) GodsAngel 1821: i have to go or ill get in trouble bye
[danp] haha
[kevin] hahahah
[danp] this discussion is OVER

[caleb_] there has to be some activity I can engage in that lacks the entire learning process
[caleb_] I said engage
[caleb_] STUPID LEARNING

[nogurt] old people get jokes that don't even exist

[james_] no vegan wedding cake though
[emily] aww.
[aja] are you guys having a wedding cake?
[aja] doh.
[emily] is she just going to eat it anyway?
[aja] how will you shove it into her mouth?!
[aja] hmm.
[aja] please dont' quote me on that.

[Pre] HEY WHORES, HOW'S THE WHORING
[Pre] Haw haw haw
[gabe] i don't know, why don't you ask your mom?
[gabe] OHHHHHHH.
[aja] daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
[Pre] Burn :(

[gabe] Powell Advises Resuming Colombia Anti-Drug Flights
[aja] bleh.
[gabe] hopefully, in my lifetime, they'll realize that the 'war on drugs' isn't working, and will never work.
[robwirk] I advise resuming the dance party.

[elph] my girlfriend was a lesbian untill she met me :P
[aja] you must be ben affleck.

[grnos] pigs make a lot of shit.
[grnos] they talk about it on the radio here like every other day.
[emily_] so do humans.
[grnos] the swine in NC make more shit than humans do in 8 eastern states combined.

[danp] it's getting warm in here
[katchoo] so take off all your socks.

[kevin] the highway patrol loves me
[caleb_] this sounds like a story
[caleb_] lay it on me
[emily] it isn't much of a story.
[kevin] hm
[kevin] they pulled me over and gave me a ticket
[caleb_] you are a bad story teller
[caleb_] :~
[sammy] vroom
[sammy] yeah kevin. that kind of suxed
[kevin] hmm
[kevin] ok i will try again
[sammy] semi-colon pee
[kevin] i was driving
[kevin] and then
[kevin] they pulled me over
[kevin] and gave me a ticket
[emily] i think caleb is looking for something more like:
[emily] so there we were, on the eve of america's destruction, and all the highway patrol could think to do was pull over those more rapidly escaping their fate than others.
[caleb_] YES YES
[caleb_] GO ON
[emily] hehe,.
[sammy] i liek that
[emily] the bombs burst in mid-air all around us, pushing us faster, faster.
[emily] the speedometer read 80 when i mentioned the trooper's existence.
[caleb_] 80!? DEAR LORD HES GONNA PULL YOU OVER
[caleb_] AND POSSIBLY *gasp* GIVE YOU A TICKET
[caleb_] GO ON
[emily] no sooner had i uttered the warning than lights--flashing the color of our great nation's glory--appeared in the rearview.
[emily] kevin pulled to the shoulder to the *left,* as he was driving in the leftmost lane.
[caleb_] *gasp*
[emily] this was a mistake the trooper would not soon let him forget.
[emily] seeing his california driver's licence, the trooper disdained: "here in washington, we always pull over to the /right/. our shoulders aren't as big as they are in /california/."
[kevin] he made me remember it forever with 40 lashes and scars to last a lifetime
[emily] kevin shuddered with regret for his ignorance.
[caleb_] this is getting good
[emily] then the trooper got to the real business.
[caleb_] sex scene!
[emily] "what were you doin' back there, buddy?" he inquired.
[emily] kevin couldn't possibly explain that the amazing blowjob from all those hot chicks was forcing him to push the upper limits of the posted speed limit, so he blamed it on another driver.
[caleb_] XD
[kevin] at least they were able to hide in the trunk fast through the folding back seat, concealing the open containers of booze
[emily] a verbal argument ensued, in which the trooper repeated his inane rhetorical question and kevin continued to blame the mystery fellow speeder.
[sammy] wtf
[caleb_] i hope this doesnt end like the sixth sense
[emily] finally, words sufficiently minced, the trooper took kevin's license back to the patrol car, promising to return in a minute.
[emily] that minute lasted an agonizing three.
[sammy] haha
[sammy] DEFT.
[emily] the trooper wrote kevin a ticket for $133 and strongly suggested he replace his california license with a shiny, new, superior washington one.
[caleb_] its like im right there with him
[caleb_] in the car
[emily] head held in shame, kevin returned to traffic, and ultimately home.
* sammy passes caleb a japancake.
[emily] the end.
[kevin] little did i know that he planted a sophisticated tracking device on my drivers license..
[sammy] emily, bravo.
[sammy] i am smitten by my new roommate
[caleb_] what a good story
[sammy] i have to go have sweet dreams now
[caleb_] and it got left open for a sequel

[emily_] kevin, are you actually going to go outside
[kevin] i was just out there!
[rob] wu-tang motherfuckers!
[rob] aron: hi aron!
[aron] omg rob

[aja] i'm so excited. my first backstage PASS.
[aja] and i didn't even have to BLOW ANYONE.

[r[o]b] someone already has a patent for toilet shaped cat water bowls. they goes our business plan to make us rich.

[kentucky] kali4nya, aisle 13, right next to the DEAD BABY CAKE MIX
[aja] not dead baby!
[aja] fakebaby!
[kentucky] like.
[kentucky] dude. i think we may have different visions here.
[aja] dude.
[kentucky] or, at least different baby business models
[aja] i'm just saying, if we wanna go mainstream.

[Nevada] http://www.butler-machinery.com/news_60.html
[tennessee] not a very practical car!
[tennessee] where would you park that?
[Nevada] No, but I could drive over people with it.
[Nevada] And I would like to see how they plan on towing it.
[tennessee] hm
[tennessee] you could drive over people with a reglar car
[Nevada] Yeah, but not while they were in their office buildings.

[aja] she drinks nervous juice for breakfast.
[aja] and eats nervous toast for lunch.
[aja] and then i think she must shove carrots up her ass for dinner.
[aja] becauase she's really uptight.

[Chris] At some point I think I got "I am the Walrus".
[Chris] I understood it somehow.
[Chris] On some level.
[Chris] Now I am confused again.
[Chris] I am old.

[sammy] i have north carolina krispy kreme
[aja] FUCKYOUSAM.
[aja] sorry, too much work today.
[aja] not enough donuts.
[r[o]b] work to donut ratio is out of balence.

[katchoo] Researchers in China, meanwhile, are working with rabbits as
surrogates for cloned pandas, which are about the size of a stick of
butter when they're born.
[mammy] haha. stick of butter.
[katchoo] i wonder if i could be a surrogate for a panda.
[katchoo] if a rabbit can do it, why not ME.
[katchoo] giving birth to a stick of butter would be nooooo problem.
[katchoo] i do it every day.
[mammy] that's weird
[mammy] butter comes with its own lube
[mammy] birthing lube

[emily_] someone on a message board i read says he gives people either a gift certificate to home depot or toys in babeland. :P
[rob] toys! :)
[emily_] rob, those are sex toys. ;)
[rob] They need to have a gundam for their future life together.
[rob] gundams are sexy. :P

[gabe] what's the biggest height you've dived from?
[caleb] the high dive
[caleb] i guess
[caleb] one time i jumped into my neighbors pool
[caleb] from outer space.
[caleb] it was awesome
[gabe] and then you died, and jesus gave you life, and you ate a TACO
[gabe] but you got stomach cramps, since you didn't wait an hour.
[caleb] and THEN i hit the water
[gabe] :((((((((((((((((!!!!!!!!!!!111111
[gabe] SPLOOSH!
[caleb] the splash killed my neighbor

[aja] now i'm a doctor and a pastor.
[aja] i'm not a real doctor, but i play one on the internet.

[rob] oh no! I'm the crazy one. I've never ordered erotic cake.

[r[o]b] aja: cancle all your birthday plans. we're taking it over! muahahaha!
[r[o]b] I hope you like austrailian donkey crab cause thats what your getting for dinner.

[r[o]b] I'm hungry! what should I get for lunch today?
[ymmas] panda burger!
[aja] ew.
[aja] don't do that, rob.
[emily] pandas are almost as delicious as fresh baby.
[aja] pandas are for loving and petting.
[aja] babies are for eating.
[aja] when i have a kid, i'll have to remember to lay off the baby-eating jokes.
[emily] UM NUM NUM NUM
[emily] BABIES
[ymmas] the
[ymmas] wheels on the bus go round and round
[aja] i feel like i'm in a psych ward.
[emily] BABYMONSTER SMASH

[kevin] they started playing santana or something loudly
[kevin] so now i am playing elliott smith loudly
[kevin] eat my emo, bastards!!

[xenii-] rob was playing daoc at deans today
[xenii-] and right when we came in i saw his character and said
[xenii-] "haha youre all small"
[danp] haha
[xenii-] and rob replied with
[xenii-] "no youre small"
[xenii-] got me good, that rob
[danp] you got owned
[xenii-] yeah

[DamoSphere] it's all about the right to arm bears
[Pre] bare arms.
[ymmas] fuck yeah!
* ymmas rips off his shirt sleeves.

[r[o]b] the temp (but full time) girl here took a part time job where you transport dead people.
[DamoSphere] yuck
[r[o]b] she has a pager now. if it goes off then she has to pick someone up.
* DamoSphere/#n00n shivers
[DamoSphere] i'm not down for hanging out with corpses
[aja] my body may die but my heart will keep loving you, baby.
[aja] hmm.
[aja] i would transport dead popel.
[aja] people.
[aja] for the riiiiiight price.
[aja] i'd even use my own trunk.
[r[o]b] aja: its pretty good money
[DamoSphere] i only transport dead people if i need them to dissappear
[aja] what kind of skills do you need?
[r[o]b] somestuff isn't gunna be pretty. murders and parts hanging out, maybe even dismemberment, ugly stuff
[r[o]b] aja: I don't think there are any special skills required other then being able to handle the
[r[o]b] handle dealing with dead people
[aja] i think i could do it.
[aja] i just gotta.
[aja] hold my breath.
[aja] plug my nose.
[aja] and think of them as dirty clothes.
[aja] that was my poem.
[aja] about moving dead people.
[DamoSphere] haha
[DamoSphere] crazy aja
[aja] hmm.
[aja] the more i look at what we're talking about.
[aja] the more i think i should quote it.
[aja] even though.
[aja] it's mostly me talking.
[aja] because i DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP.

[aja] you can sell it on ebay.
[aja] PURE VEGAN SPERM.
[kevin] hmm
[kevin] new business for the unemployed
[aja] hehaha.
[aja] VEGAN CUM HUNGRY SLUTS WILL BE CLAMORING FOR THE STUFF.
[emily] vegan cum sluts
[emily] i want spam that has THAT in the subject.
[aja] haha.
[emily] VEGAN CUM SLUTS FOR PETA!!!!!!!!!!
[emily] does that make you horny, baby, yeeeah.
[emily] condoms not tested on animals!
[aja] hahaasdf.
[james] now you all know who has the good jizz
[aja] hahasdf.
[james] peta could use that to get more people to go veg

[james] the lady just said if a guy gives up meat his sperm will taste good
[aja] !
[aja] really?
[james] yeah
[aja] hmmm.
[aja] i'm not going to say anything.
[emily] heheheh.
[aja] but YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD SAY OR ASK.
[james] haha
[ymmas] man who eat fruit bear tasty man spam

[caleb] aja: its a service for deaf people wher eyou type things to an operator and they voice them to other people over the phone
[caleb] but i just type funny shit
[aja] will a real person be talking?!
[aja] i'm so lost.
[aja] rob, help me.
[caleb] yeah
[caleb] they are operators
[aja] you are abusing a good service!
[caleb] and you type to them
[aja] i don't think we shoudl participate.
[caleb] and they say what you type
[caleb] and then type back the response
[caleb] DONT KILL MY FUN
[aja] karma is gonna get you.
[aja] i'd love to work for a service like that.
[aja] talk adn type.
[caleb] this is good for the operators who get a relief from boring deaf people all day

[emily] yesss tracy will give me SEXYCOFFEESOAP.
[tracyp] :c)
[tracyp] awww yeah
[aja] awww y;eah!
[emily] then i can have orgasms in the shower.
[aja] you gusy rock. :D
[tracyp] oh my
[aja] hahaha.
[aja] i have ahd those without soap.
[tracyp] perhaps i will need to get a special mold for htat
[aja] OKAY GOODNIGHT
[aja] SAID TOO MUCH
[aja] hahahahsdf.
[emily] hahahashdf.
[aja] special mold.
[emily] whoa.
[tracyp] :c)
[tracyp] *wink*
[aja] we're too dirty for words.
[emily] heheheeas/
[aja] i love the shower.

[aja] this woman just got on the PA.
[aja] and i swear she said "my clit, please dial the operator. my clit, please dial the operator."
[aja] maybe we have an employee named mike lit.

[timl] fuck! lawrence welk is on! see ya guys later :)

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[maroo] hmm.
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[emily] ok wtf.
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[Chris] Kevin is rocking the nick crossfader.

[katchoo] i want a baseball field
[katchoo] fulla dead baseball players. :(
[maroo] katchoo, you're sick.
[maroo] i'd have to call you kevin costner
[maroo] and make fun of you for waterworld

[rob] I better goto work now. If I don't show up I might get sent to china to work in the factories.

[gabe] say something secret about chris!
[gabe] HE CAN'T TELL!
[caleb_] i love him
[emily_] hahah.
[caleb_] :X
[gabe] CHRIS IS A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS
[emily_] i know secrets about chris.
[caleb_] i have a secret
[caleb_] ...
[caleb_] im late.
[caleb_] and not like late to a meeting
[caleb_] im... LATE
[caleb_] and guess what
[caleb_] ITS CHRIS'S

[aja] aron: we need to own our own business and have laptops.
[aron] hell yeah
[caleb] you can call it ajaron
[caleb] im out though
[caleb] pz
* caleb is not here: [l(on) p(on)]
[aron] hmmm..... ajaron
[aron] aja:what would the company do?
[aja] aron: get rich.
[aron] damn!
[aron] that sounds good

[r[o]b] pre: I've been doing evil. :P
[pre] evil is bad, rob!

[aja] you've been naked with a republican.
[aja] DO THEY LOOK DIFFERENT?
[sham] yeah. when i went to put my hoo-hoo in her ha-ha, her ha-ha had been replaced by a big red-white-and-blue ELEPHANT.

[aja] eternity comes and goes in 7 months.

[emily] hello kitty has no PLACE in my pussy.

* sucre starts a bay area emo band, "crying while masturbating" - anybody interested?
[aja] i will join your band
[sucre] aja, okay. i have a position open for stage masturbatory performance art, or, you can do vocals if you like to sing.

[ymmas] any time i think of aja, i see a big floating keyboard where her head should be

winnie gets a real american cultural education:
[reza] ok after ludacris, I am going to listen to rufus wainwright

ajamccain: poop
ajamccain: UDDE>
ajamccain: DUDE.
ajamccain: my cat.
ajamccain: typed poop.
ajamccain: i shit you not.
ajamccain: i hit return so you could see it.
(thanks to sammy for pasting that aim conversation to the channel!)

[kevin] this keyboard spells disaster
[sammy] a keyboard that can only spell disaster seems pretty limited

[rob] i keep thinking the new mozilla icon is a happy read heart!!! then I think, "no! I cannot have cute on my computer! I want skull!" then I see its the dinosaur head and then its all okay.

[ymmas] i just realized something: i really like alternative country
* ymmas goes out to buy a thirft-store cowboy hat.

on the subject of sammy's parents' computers:

[ymmas] rob, is their computer still broken?
[r[o]b] ymmas: yes. both their computers are broken.
[ymmas] heh.
[r[o]b] i don't know how to fix them.
[ymmas] that's so rad. i bet they are really thrashed :(
[aja] how did they break them both?
[r[o]b] by trying to connect to the internet.
[aja] HAHA>

[katchoo] fuck all these stem cell debates.
[katchoo] i'm gonna start a babyfarm.
[caleb] haha
[katchoo] babies by the pound.
[caleb] whats up with stem cells now?
[emily] they use them to do genetic research and stuff.
[katchoo] i dunno, connie chung was talking to some dude about cloning and petri dishes and sheep and babies and fetus issues.
[emily] they come from dead fetuses and stuff.
[katchoo] babyfarm.
[emily] yeah.
[emily] with jars and shit.
[Chris] The new food source! Feed the world!
[emily] you get the stem cells, then you get out of town.
[katchoo] i'd pay handsomely for good baby sprouts.
[katchoo] and i'd get paid just as handsomely for my babycrop.
[katchoo] i'd have to invent some sort of plow that won't tear flesh, though.
[emily] i am so quoting this shit.
* katchoo blinks.
[katchoo] BUT I LOVE BABIES SO DON'T GET ME WRONG.
[katchoo] haaaaaaaaaaaarvesttime.

[Chris] Fuck kids. I need to be perky.

[hb] april thinks she's about to wrestle me to the ground
[hb] but she's gonna lose
[hb] cuz asja sgbh sgkhsw jpoik;da jvgas
[hb] gzagh lwa;dljg
[hb] s
[hb] ilsahflkzcx
[hb] hZ
[hb] LKC

[emily] aja, when is the wedding?
[aja] wedding?
[emily] yeah.
[emily] you and beck.
[aja] beck and i are no longer engaged.
[emily] hahaha.
[gabe] :(
[gabe] I BROKE THAT UP
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[emily] you knew what i was talking about!
[emily] that's so sad!
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[gabe] #3834.
[aja] emily: i know, wasn't it? :P

[svmmy] kurt cobain was lactose intolerant.
[kevin] sam, but his favorite food was kraft macaroni and cheese
[kevin] strange for one who is lactose intolerant
[kevin] hmm
[svmmy] hehe! i was just reciting the name of a zine :P
[svmmy] i don't know if he was truly lactose intolerant.

[danp] http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/news/images/07-2002/07-24-2002-kitten.jpg
[danp] haha what the
[james] haha
[danp] where do they come up with this stuff
[james] creative minds

[mymymy] i miss kurt cobain
[katchoo] yeah. :/
[mymymy] he would know what to do in a situation like this
[mymymy] he would have words
[mymymy] and 3 chords
[mymymy] to soothe us

[katchoo] i submit.
[katchoo] that the emblem/logo for schweppes gingerail..
[katchoo] contains hidden pictures of either naked chicks, a vagina, or dolphins.
[katchoo] i haven't decided yet.
[emily] hahaha.
[kevin] hmm
[kevin] maybe it has naked dolphin vaginas

[reza] I don't htink I'm the alcoholic type! but I like my men intoxicated
[reza] mostly by ME

[aja] is it alcoholic?cause i only know about BOOZE and BROADS.

[r[o]b] information security is pretty important
[r[o]b] like if you say, "I'm going to burger king right now", and a spy heard that. it would be all over.

[aja] once upon a time there was a panda named sleepy.
[aron] huh
[aja] and sleepy was a happy panda. as long as they let sleepy stay in bed.
[aron] oh yeah?
[aja] in the kingdom of sleepy.
[aron] tell me more!
[aja] but just past the kingdom of sleepy, there lies a kingom called real life.
[aron] :O
[aja] and the ruler of real life was an eeevil queen named MONEYCUNT.
[aron] i'm scared
[aja] and five days out of seven, queen moneycunt FORCED the peaceful pandas of sleepy kingdom out of bed against their will.
[aron] :(
[aja] and dragged them by their soft pana hair to the dark dungeons of EMPLOYMENTDOOM.
[aja] and two times a month, evil queen MONEYCUNT would shed some of her skin, and give it to the pandas.
[aja] and they would think, yes. i am happy.
[aja] unfortunately, the happiness wore off, and the golden skin of evil queen moneycunt would shrivel and disappear.
[aja] i'm tired. i don't know if i can go on.

[dylan] i was sittin out in front of quikmart
[dylan] drinkin a coke
[dylan] smokin
[dylan] some gangster guy was all stoned
[dylan] started talkin to me
[dylan] sat down next to me and asked "whats that characters name... from the facts of life"
[dylan] im like "tootie?"
[dylan] 'yea tootie, thats you mang'
[dylan] i was wearing my rollerblades.
[gabe] HAHA
[gabe] it's an honor to be called tootie, i think.
[dylan] yes
[dylan] he wasnt doin it to make fun of me, so it was all good in the hood

[pajama] CLITSAW
[pajama] that should have read clitsaq.
[gabe] clitsaq.
[emily] clitsaw!@#
[pajama] but clitsaw. new word.

[emily] it doesn't get all hard in my mouth.
*yes, i fully understand this is a low-blow, taken-out-of-context quote. but shit, dude. it's getting dry around here.

[segsam] how long does it take to ship a baby from the uk to california
[pajama] as long as it takes to ship a watermelon.
[pajama] they are btoh very fragile.
[hb] but watermelons taste better.

[segsam] i meant, i want to DO the IN 'N' OUT
[gabe] weren't you hot for some girl who looks like anne?
[gabe] go, man.
[gabe] complete her bun with a weiner and some ketchup.
[segsam] haherhump
[segsam] i need to find a hungry hole

[katchoo] hi./;2/.5465'
[emily] aja, is there a kitten on your keyboard?
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[emily] i will take that as a yes.
[katchoo] dalnet sucks////////////////////////CVVVVVVVVVV1```````````````VL
[katchoo] N=063.

[pajama] i'll HEH you in a minute, bub.
[smmy] i'll be thinking about you doing that to me while i shower

[kevin] i am afraid to look for 'raging erection' in google

[m335h] i am so comsumed by hunger and the lack of nicotine, i am rambling. about tolstoy!

[emily] ok, i think i have a vague idea, but i'm having trouble with the execution.
[katchoo] i could probably apply that statement to many things in my life.

[caleb] that was the kind of fart that could end a marriage

[gabe_] blow me, buddy!
[caleb] if i blow you... will you stop liking gta3?
[segsam] i would stop liking gta3 for a blowjob right now
* caleb goes down so far on sam he needs a passport to get out of central america

i dunno. i just thought this whole 3 minutes was pretty funny. so if you don't hang out on #n00n. here's what you've been missing.

[panamaniac] It was fun though. Snowboarding in a tank top. wheeee!
[katchoo] tank top!
[kathcoo] did your boobies fall out
[katchoo] haha.
[deelo] hahah
[panamaniac] haha..no, I had them secured with a sports bra.
* katchoo points out that it wasn't me that said that.
[sammi] i can't believe you just said that dood.
[katchoo] haha.
[deelo] i gotta fart
[katchoo] EAT IT TRUONG.
[deelo] its gonna be beeg
[katchoo] my feet.
[katchoo] smell like yuor fart, i'm sure.
[panamaniac] hahaha
[deelo] it wont stink
[deelo] its too fast to stink
[katchoo] uh huh.
[deelo] its just gonna fire my pants
[katchoo] haha.
[katchoo] hasdfh.
[deelo] only slow ones stink
[sammi] i'm calling my kable kompany right now. I WILL HAVE HBO FOR THE 6FU FINALE
[katchoo] should i quote that
[panamaniac] slow hot ones.
[katchoo] sammi: you got 2 weeks to get it secured.
[deelo] my pants will temporarily become 25% of the fantastic four
[katchoo] okay.
[deelo] im subbin for the human torch
[katchoo] i gotta copy this stuff down.
[skacr0w] sammi: where am i gonna put this?
[deelo] >_< FLAME ON!!!!!!!!!!

[deelo] i hate being a housewife

[segsam] do you want to be the next contestant on the price is right?
[katchoo] only if the showcase showdown consists of a one way trip to hell.
[segsam] i have to admit, it is a pretty weird show, but i don't think they send you to hell.
[katchoo] we all know bob barker is satan.
[katchoo] and barker's beauties are just succubi.
[katchoo] or whatever the plural for succubus is.
[katchoo] and however you spell succubus.
[segsam] haha.
[katchoo] and i'm sure if emily were here, she'd want to quote all this.

[segsam] i wonder who broke into my house last night
[emily_] !
[emily_] what?!
[segsam] i wish they'd return my tv.
[segsam] i wanna watch cartoons
[emily_] people stole your tv?!
[segsam] not really :( but scott's closet door is not as i recognized it yesterday.

[katchoo] you know.
[katchoo] if i were a bat.
[katchoo] i'd be pretty pissed.
[katchoo] and then i'd bite people.
[emily] hahah.
[segsam] then you'd emit high frequency sounds
[katchoo] i thought about sitting on the floor in second grade.
[segsam] i'd have to eat you

here is a poem. and god no, i didn't write it. ENJOY. HEEEHAHA.

CHATTING WORKS LIKE DRUGS

a bracket, then a number
three
-a heart for someone dear
when we are on i r c
a star will be a tear

a smiley can be real or not
and chatting works like drugs
we heal that real-life messy
knot
by parenthesis hugs

but time is up, i have to go
two hours a day, you see
..i wonder could you ever
know
how much you mean to me...

[katchoo] i am SO IN MY MOBILE HOME
[katchoo] HELLO FROM GRANDPAS TRAILER
[katchoo] I HAVE NO WATER OR GAS
[katchoo] BUT I AHVE CABLE
[katchoo] AND THAT IS ALL I NEED

[kevin] lately.
[kevin] if there is like, 3 lines of text
[kevin] i anticipate girls and robots.
[kevin] i am tired of robots!

[hammy] i like music up the ass

[katchoo] you guys should meet in oregon and go get some food.
[kevin] i would be pretty hungry by the time i got to oregon!
[katchoo] i was thinking you guys could ride bikes.
[kevin] wow.
[kevin] i think i would die if i attempted to ride my bike to oregon without eating
[katchoo] you will eat THE POWER OF NATURE.
[kevin] the power of nature?
[kevin] i don't like this air, but that doesn't mean i'll stop breathing
[katchoo] don't look at me!
[katchoo] i just irk here.

[katchoo] HRM.
[katchoo] my head
[katchoo] is full of things
[katchoo] hopefully excedrin will get rid of at least one of the things.
[katchoo] called PAIN.

[hammy] i like to kill almost as much as i like to eat

(i'm beginning to think sammy could have a quotepage of himself)

[hammy] hi
[hammy] i'm just lagged
[hammy] and curiously gay

[sbammy] dildos are funny
[sbammy] girls stick t hem up their yings and yangs
[katchoo] !@#
[sbammy] and guys just stick them up their yangs

[aron] oh man, stomach is upset, i need to go spray brown town with my flamming hot diarrhea

[katchoo] i should roll a cigarette soon. i am so thirsty. hrm.
[dylan] thirsty
[dylan] cigarettes
[dylan] (give em something to drink dude)
[dylan] thirsty
[dylan] cigarettes
[dylan] (dude theyre really thirsty)
[dylan] thirsty
[dylan] aja
[dylan] (shes thirsty too)
[katchoo] haha.
[katchoo] are you writing a song?
[dylan] thats my poem
[dylan] about CANCER

[katchoob] oh the lies flow like orange juice tonight.

kevin, doing taxes:
[kevin] 'get organized - personal information'
[kevin] 'Here's what you will need to complete this section:'
[kevin] 'Your full name'
[kevin] hmm... i'd better go find that.

(posted for caleb)
[meeshy] Idol!
[dylan] billy
[meeshy] graham
[caleb] crackers

[DragonRe] when you make love to a cactus, it makes love right back at you

[tabmmy] because anytime you have girl soup and you sprinkle in boy there is tricksterness

[rob] so pretend that in my brain aja is the short term memory and emily is the long term memory.
[rob] I would be crazy because of the voices in my head talking about sex toys and stuffs. :P

[aja] maybe i should go smoke and give some kid cancer.
[aja] and then i'll beat her in the head.
[aja] until the make a wish foundation takes her to disney land.
[aja] i'm going to hell. gosh.

* xammy beats emily up in a sexish, kinky sorta way.

[katchoo] we all need love, don't we?
[james] yes
[james] and robots
[katchoo] haha.
[katchoo] LOVE AND ROBOTS.
[james] yup
[katchoo] and the world will be perfect.
[james] and everyone knows that girls love robots

[aja] gooood is supposed to be like god.

[katchoo] sometimes i say dong instead of song.

* xmmy listens to dido.
[katchoo] haha.
[katchoo] i read that all wrong.
[xmmy] i am glad i didn't accidentally typed 'dildo'
[katchoo] here is what i saw:
[katchoo] *xmmy listens to dildo.
[deelioz] hahaha
[xmmy] because that would mean i typed that word a lot.
[katchoo] yeah.
[emily] hahahaahhahksdfkj.
[deelioz] i said that before xmmy.
[katchoo] hahaha.
[xmmy] and i typed it habitually on accident
[emily] hahahahaahsadja.
[xmmy] which would make you guys wonder if i were gay
[deelioz] when i meant to say dido, too
[deelioz] haha
[xmmy] and i'd have to explain, yeah, guys are cool, but i don't think anal sounds very cool, etc.
[katchoo] hahasdf.
[deelioz] dildo flows so smoothyl when you regularly take it up the ass

[caleb] palmtrees need to cause abortions

[hmmmy] taking on 6 guys sounds hard.
[hmmmy] i think i could do it.

[katchoo] hwy pee you, dan?

talking about kevin's holey jeans:
[kevin] hmm
[kevin] i can drop like
[kevin] four fingers into it :p
[dylan] !
[dylan] save those for next time you tryin to catch the eye of that SPECIALADY
[aja] hahasdf.
[emily_] hahah.
[dylan] walk by and say "hey whats up"
[dylan] "whats happenin"
[dylan] "ows ya mama"
[dylan] HOWS
[kevin] haha
[emily_] that sounded very cockney.
* dylan snap fingers and point

[aja] i can squirt estrogen out of my eyes like a horny toad.

emily: "well, if they're rock stars, what the hell are we?"
aja: "groupies."

emily: "we can beat them off!"

sammy: "it's like a photo shoot...with cameras."

sammy: "i'm not good at controlling things."

[qualmmy] hell no, but you shoulda seen me. i was pounding ass like a pro.

[kevin] i have never talked to a penis

[aja] suck on my chocolate salty balls!

[rob] remember that I have accually been to scottland. they all say "Crraap!"

[SHIT] some days are daimonds
[SHIT] some days are rocks
[SHIT] some doors are open
[SHIT] some roads are blocked
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(pajama) i had the psycho shirt.
(pajama) the serta perfect sleeper shirt.
(pajama) and now they are all missing.
(james) what happened to them?
(pajama) they are probably in a box somewhere. :/
(james) you need to bust out with em
(pajama) maybe when i move i will funny.
(james) haha
(james) you will funny eh?
(SHIT) hahahahha
(pajama) HAHA.

[spongebob] i am sorry
[spongebob] todd will not let me
[pajama] LIAR.
[pajama] CALEB SAID IT WAS OK.
[emily] that's lame, dude.
[emily] i'm sitting here, ready for you to fuck me.
[pajama] i shared my lady with you.
[emily] and you're like.
[pajama] hahsdf.
[pajama] look, now you get no cyb0r.
[kevin] oh dear.
[emily] oh no, TODD said i couldn't.
[emily] who is todd to keep me from my orgasm?
[emily] HMM?
[danp] "todd"
[SHIT] hahaha
[spongebob] we can still orgasm together honey
[kevin] emily, are you sure there was going to be an orgasm
[SHIT] kevin: obviously youve never met cj
[emily] kevin: of course, i'm sure he's a very skilled lover.
[pajama] you give me the key to #y, i give you the key to emily's lovin.
[emily] hint: it starts with the letter "g"
[kevin] hmm.
[pajama] hahsdfh!
[pajama] he won't get that.

[pajama] we're waiting for the cyb0r sex.
[pajama] doood.
[emily] yeah, cj.
[pajama] score.
[emily] i'm not gonna initiate, mmkay?
[spongebob] hold up my pussy fart
[offie] can we join in? or do we have to be quiet?
[spongebob] hold on there cheese tits
[emily] wait, you have a pussy?
[SHIT] hahahahhaah
[emily] was that a command?
[emily] or a term of endearment?
[spongebob] no honey

* yammy spritzes pantyjuice into the air

[katchoo] ok i found it.
[katchoo] the artist is "the 70s"
[katchoo] track title: "america horse with no name"
[katchoo] :P
[katchoo] DAMN THE MAN.
* katchoo fucks the system and downloads america.
[emily_] hahah
[emily_] DOWNLOAD AMERICA!!
* emily_ hacks the planet.
[katchoo] haha.
[katchoo] THEY'RE TRASHING THE FLOW OF DATA.
[emily_] hahahahdjsk
[emily_] ow, my brain.

[r[o]b] katchoo: we can drill a hole in the floor to put cable through and share network and french fries.

guys, now's your chance!
[aja] swf seeks male friend for hot-and-dirty lovemakin', followed by a nap and a soda.

[Otto] I couldn't remember how to type in hax0r.

[todd] plz dont ban me ill be nice
*** todd is now known as CJ
*** danp sets mode: -o+b CJ *!*efewgeg@*.yumaaz.adelphia.net
*** CJ was kicked by danp (nope.)
[danp] *CJ* i guess ur a demon and have no heart so u have to take ur wasted life out on a 12 year old and you know its true (~efewgeg@az-yuma1c-105.yumaaz.adelphia.net [23:43])
[danp] success!

[deelio] S:LDKFJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
[deelio] I AM THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK
[deelio] ONE TWO THERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[katchoo] haha.
[deelio] threeeeeeeeeeee
[deelio] this iss caleb now
[deelio] and imy head is down while i typ0et this
[katchoo] hey caleb. :)
[deelio] my eyssssss were clo0sed
[deelio] and i coudl dtype!
[deelio] i dont knwoo what tpo type thjough
[deelio] i havbe no conversation to dssay
[katchoo] dood.
[katchoo] dig deeep into your brain.
[katchoo] you will find something.
[deelio] my name hads to b e caleb
*** deelio is now known as caaleb
[caaleb] FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
[katchoo] haha.
*** caaleb is now known as bacaleb
[bacaleb] FUCKKKKKKKKKK
[katchoo] bacaleb?
*** bacaleb is now known as caleeggg
[caleeggg] MAN
[katchoo] hahaha.
[caleeggg] FUCK ITSE
[katchoo] do drug.
[katchoo] er.
[katchoo] i mean. so drunk.
[katchoo] and i'm sober, mostly.
[caleeggg] zzzmoooooossteely
[caleeggg] I MEANT TO HSIT SHIFT BUT I HITS Z
[caleeggg] HAHA

[DragonRe] saturday Imma get my freak on
[DragonRe] this hot momma doesn't know she's opened up a can of MIKE
[katchoo] haha. ohkay, that's the mike i know.
[katchoo] "can of mike"
[DragonRe] werd
[DragonRe] "THE BUBBLES MAKE MY NOSE TINGLE"

[katchoo] i'm gonna go on a date. maybe my lesbian friends will take me out.
[DragonRe] aja: if you get some with lesbians ... goddamnit you better taje some pix
[katchoo] haha.
[katchoo] i don't think i'll *get* with them.
[DragonRe] :[
[DragonRe] go for it
[DragonRe] it's almost like you're in college
[DragonRe] you could just lay there and they could RAVISH you

[DragonRe] im sad because ryan's thingie is NOW GONE

[danp] i hate blogger. i hate blogs.
[katchoo] but DAN.
[emily] i hate your mom, but that didn't stop me from doing her last night.
* emily ducks.
[danp] it would be a shame if blogger got OWNED and NO ONE was able to BLOG.
[katchoo] HAHASEHASDH.
[katchoo] EMILY.
[katchoo] hahahasdf.
* katchoo looks back at left fucking field.

[danp] i hate blogger. i hate blogs.
[emily] i hate your mom, but that didn't stop me from doing her last night.
(awhile later)
[danp] i'm going to watch A.I. with my mom now. latez. :P

[meesh] making out during amovie you both adore, couln't be more memorable.

[deelo] a girl walked by
[deelo] and saw me move my hands fast
[deelo] i think she crapped her pants.

(yes, i'm quoting myself. eat shit.)
[katchoo] why must eminem come up on the playlist.
[katchoo] so not the right time, eminem. i'm talking about making out.
[katchoo] and then eminem says "FUCK YOU CUNT." and shoots me.
[katchoo] and if i weren't me, and i weren't insane, i would quote all that.

[caleb] katchoo: maybe if you could vote from the comfort of your living room... without actually moving... or voting... hey, wanna hear a joke?

[kevin] what is the proper thing to do with a dead rat?
[kevin] do i bury it, or throw it away?
[kevin] i feel like i should bury it
[meesh] idont know
[meesh] burying it would be for cutesy animals.
[meesh] where'd you find it?
[kevin] meesh, my cat killed it
[kevin] it brought it in the house alive and was chasing it around and i locked them in my bathroom
[meesh] oh bury it then.
[kevin] yea, i did
[meesh] it died in a tragedy.

[emily] but you can totally grope me if you need to.
[emily] i'll understand.

[CJ] when they ban me is when i talk shit
[CJ] so its really their fault

[katchoo] vegans can't eat at lard-huts, silly.