[aja] i'm so excited. my first backstage PASS.
[aja] and i didn't even have to BLOW ANYONE.

[r[o]b] someone already has a patent for toilet shaped cat water bowls. they goes our business plan to make us rich.

[kentucky] kali4nya, aisle 13, right next to the DEAD BABY CAKE MIX
[aja] not dead baby!
[aja] fakebaby!
[kentucky] like.
[kentucky] dude. i think we may have different visions here.
[aja] dude.
[kentucky] or, at least different baby business models
[aja] i'm just saying, if we wanna go mainstream.

[Nevada] http://www.butler-machinery.com/news_60.html
[tennessee] not a very practical car!
[tennessee] where would you park that?
[Nevada] No, but I could drive over people with it.
[Nevada] And I would like to see how they plan on towing it.
[tennessee] hm
[tennessee] you could drive over people with a reglar car
[Nevada] Yeah, but not while they were in their office buildings.

[aja] she drinks nervous juice for breakfast.
[aja] and eats nervous toast for lunch.
[aja] and then i think she must shove carrots up her ass for dinner.
[aja] becauase she's really uptight.

[Chris] At some point I think I got "I am the Walrus".
[Chris] I understood it somehow.
[Chris] On some level.
[Chris] Now I am confused again.
[Chris] I am old.

[sammy] i have north carolina krispy kreme
[aja] FUCKYOUSAM.
[aja] sorry, too much work today.
[aja] not enough donuts.
[r[o]b] work to donut ratio is out of balence.

[katchoo] Researchers in China, meanwhile, are working with rabbits as
surrogates for cloned pandas, which are about the size of a stick of
butter when they're born.
[mammy] haha. stick of butter.
[katchoo] i wonder if i could be a surrogate for a panda.
[katchoo] if a rabbit can do it, why not ME.
[katchoo] giving birth to a stick of butter would be nooooo problem.
[katchoo] i do it every day.
[mammy] that's weird
[mammy] butter comes with its own lube
[mammy] birthing lube

[emily_] someone on a message board i read says he gives people either a gift certificate to home depot or toys in babeland. :P
[rob] toys! :)
[emily_] rob, those are sex toys. ;)
[rob] They need to have a gundam for their future life together.
[rob] gundams are sexy. :P

[gabe] what's the biggest height you've dived from?
[caleb] the high dive
[caleb] i guess
[caleb] one time i jumped into my neighbors pool
[caleb] from outer space.
[caleb] it was awesome
[gabe] and then you died, and jesus gave you life, and you ate a TACO
[gabe] but you got stomach cramps, since you didn't wait an hour.
[caleb] and THEN i hit the water
[gabe] :((((((((((((((((!!!!!!!!!!!111111
[gabe] SPLOOSH!
[caleb] the splash killed my neighbor

[aja] now i'm a doctor and a pastor.
[aja] i'm not a real doctor, but i play one on the internet.

[rob] oh no! I'm the crazy one. I've never ordered erotic cake.

[r[o]b] aja: cancle all your birthday plans. we're taking it over! muahahaha!
[r[o]b] I hope you like austrailian donkey crab cause thats what your getting for dinner.

[r[o]b] I'm hungry! what should I get for lunch today?
[ymmas] panda burger!
[aja] ew.
[aja] don't do that, rob.
[emily] pandas are almost as delicious as fresh baby.
[aja] pandas are for loving and petting.
[aja] babies are for eating.
[aja] when i have a kid, i'll have to remember to lay off the baby-eating jokes.
[emily] UM NUM NUM NUM
[emily] BABIES
[ymmas] the
[ymmas] wheels on the bus go round and round
[aja] i feel like i'm in a psych ward.
[emily] BABYMONSTER SMASH

[kevin] they started playing santana or something loudly
[kevin] so now i am playing elliott smith loudly
[kevin] eat my emo, bastards!!

[xenii-] rob was playing daoc at deans today
[xenii-] and right when we came in i saw his character and said
[xenii-] "haha youre all small"
[danp] haha
[xenii-] and rob replied with
[xenii-] "no youre small"
[xenii-] got me good, that rob
[danp] you got owned
[xenii-] yeah

[DamoSphere] it's all about the right to arm bears
[Pre] bare arms.
[ymmas] fuck yeah!
* ymmas rips off his shirt sleeves.

[r[o]b] the temp (but full time) girl here took a part time job where you transport dead people.
[DamoSphere] yuck
[r[o]b] she has a pager now. if it goes off then she has to pick someone up.
* DamoSphere/#n00n shivers
[DamoSphere] i'm not down for hanging out with corpses
[aja] my body may die but my heart will keep loving you, baby.
[aja] hmm.
[aja] i would transport dead popel.
[aja] people.
[aja] for the riiiiiight price.
[aja] i'd even use my own trunk.
[r[o]b] aja: its pretty good money
[DamoSphere] i only transport dead people if i need them to dissappear
[aja] what kind of skills do you need?
[r[o]b] somestuff isn't gunna be pretty. murders and parts hanging out, maybe even dismemberment, ugly stuff
[r[o]b] aja: I don't think there are any special skills required other then being able to handle the
[r[o]b] handle dealing with dead people
[aja] i think i could do it.
[aja] i just gotta.
[aja] hold my breath.
[aja] plug my nose.
[aja] and think of them as dirty clothes.
[aja] that was my poem.
[aja] about moving dead people.
[DamoSphere] haha
[DamoSphere] crazy aja
[aja] hmm.
[aja] the more i look at what we're talking about.
[aja] the more i think i should quote it.
[aja] even though.
[aja] it's mostly me talking.
[aja] because i DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP.

[aja] you can sell it on ebay.
[aja] PURE VEGAN SPERM.
[kevin] hmm
[kevin] new business for the unemployed
[aja] hehaha.
[aja] VEGAN CUM HUNGRY SLUTS WILL BE CLAMORING FOR THE STUFF.
[emily] vegan cum sluts
[emily] i want spam that has THAT in the subject.
[aja] haha.
[emily] VEGAN CUM SLUTS FOR PETA!!!!!!!!!!
[emily] does that make you horny, baby, yeeeah.
[emily] condoms not tested on animals!
[aja] hahaasdf.
[james] now you all know who has the good jizz
[aja] hahasdf.
[james] peta could use that to get more people to go veg

[james] the lady just said if a guy gives up meat his sperm will taste good
[aja] !
[aja] really?
[james] yeah
[aja] hmmm.
[aja] i'm not going to say anything.
[emily] heheheh.
[aja] but YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD SAY OR ASK.
[james] haha
[ymmas] man who eat fruit bear tasty man spam