[kevin] they started playing santana or something loudly
[kevin] so now i am playing elliott smith loudly
[kevin] eat my emo, bastards!!

[xenii-] rob was playing daoc at deans today
[xenii-] and right when we came in i saw his character and said
[xenii-] "haha youre all small"
[danp] haha
[xenii-] and rob replied with
[xenii-] "no youre small"
[xenii-] got me good, that rob
[danp] you got owned
[xenii-] yeah

[DamoSphere] it's all about the right to arm bears
[Pre] bare arms.
[ymmas] fuck yeah!
* ymmas rips off his shirt sleeves.

[r[o]b] the temp (but full time) girl here took a part time job where you transport dead people.
[DamoSphere] yuck
[r[o]b] she has a pager now. if it goes off then she has to pick someone up.
* DamoSphere/#n00n shivers
[DamoSphere] i'm not down for hanging out with corpses
[aja] my body may die but my heart will keep loving you, baby.
[aja] hmm.
[aja] i would transport dead popel.
[aja] people.
[aja] for the riiiiiight price.
[aja] i'd even use my own trunk.
[r[o]b] aja: its pretty good money
[DamoSphere] i only transport dead people if i need them to dissappear
[aja] what kind of skills do you need?
[r[o]b] somestuff isn't gunna be pretty. murders and parts hanging out, maybe even dismemberment, ugly stuff
[r[o]b] aja: I don't think there are any special skills required other then being able to handle the
[r[o]b] handle dealing with dead people
[aja] i think i could do it.
[aja] i just gotta.
[aja] hold my breath.
[aja] plug my nose.
[aja] and think of them as dirty clothes.
[aja] that was my poem.
[aja] about moving dead people.
[DamoSphere] haha
[DamoSphere] crazy aja
[aja] hmm.
[aja] the more i look at what we're talking about.
[aja] the more i think i should quote it.
[aja] even though.
[aja] it's mostly me talking.
[aja] because i DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP.

[aja] you can sell it on ebay.
[aja] PURE VEGAN SPERM.
[kevin] hmm
[kevin] new business for the unemployed
[aja] hehaha.
[aja] VEGAN CUM HUNGRY SLUTS WILL BE CLAMORING FOR THE STUFF.
[emily] vegan cum sluts
[emily] i want spam that has THAT in the subject.
[aja] haha.
[emily] VEGAN CUM SLUTS FOR PETA!!!!!!!!!!
[emily] does that make you horny, baby, yeeeah.
[emily] condoms not tested on animals!
[aja] hahaasdf.
[james] now you all know who has the good jizz
[aja] hahasdf.
[james] peta could use that to get more people to go veg

[james] the lady just said if a guy gives up meat his sperm will taste good
[aja] !
[aja] really?
[james] yeah
[aja] hmmm.
[aja] i'm not going to say anything.
[emily] heheheh.
[aja] but YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD SAY OR ASK.
[james] haha
[ymmas] man who eat fruit bear tasty man spam

[caleb] aja: its a service for deaf people wher eyou type things to an operator and they voice them to other people over the phone
[caleb] but i just type funny shit
[aja] will a real person be talking?!
[aja] i'm so lost.
[aja] rob, help me.
[caleb] yeah
[caleb] they are operators
[aja] you are abusing a good service!
[caleb] and you type to them
[aja] i don't think we shoudl participate.
[caleb] and they say what you type
[caleb] and then type back the response
[caleb] DONT KILL MY FUN
[aja] karma is gonna get you.
[aja] i'd love to work for a service like that.
[aja] talk adn type.
[caleb] this is good for the operators who get a relief from boring deaf people all day

[emily] yesss tracy will give me SEXYCOFFEESOAP.
[tracyp] :c)
[tracyp] awww yeah
[aja] awww y;eah!
[emily] then i can have orgasms in the shower.
[aja] you gusy rock. :D
[tracyp] oh my
[aja] hahaha.
[aja] i have ahd those without soap.
[tracyp] perhaps i will need to get a special mold for htat
[aja] OKAY GOODNIGHT
[aja] SAID TOO MUCH
[aja] hahahahsdf.
[emily] hahahashdf.
[aja] special mold.
[emily] whoa.
[tracyp] :c)
[tracyp] *wink*
[aja] we're too dirty for words.
[emily] heheheeas/
[aja] i love the shower.

[aja] this woman just got on the PA.
[aja] and i swear she said "my clit, please dial the operator. my clit, please dial the operator."
[aja] maybe we have an employee named mike lit.

[timl] fuck! lawrence welk is on! see ya guys later :)

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[maroo] hmm.
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[emily] ok wtf.
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[Chris] Kevin is rocking the nick crossfader.

[katchoo] i want a baseball field
[katchoo] fulla dead baseball players. :(
[maroo] katchoo, you're sick.
[maroo] i'd have to call you kevin costner
[maroo] and make fun of you for waterworld

[rob] I better goto work now. If I don't show up I might get sent to china to work in the factories.

[gabe] say something secret about chris!
[gabe] HE CAN'T TELL!
[caleb_] i love him
[emily_] hahah.
[caleb_] :X
[gabe] CHRIS IS A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS
[emily_] i know secrets about chris.
[caleb_] i have a secret
[caleb_] ...
[caleb_] im late.
[caleb_] and not like late to a meeting
[caleb_] im... LATE
[caleb_] and guess what
[caleb_] ITS CHRIS'S

[aja] aron: we need to own our own business and have laptops.
[aron] hell yeah
[caleb] you can call it ajaron
[caleb] im out though
[caleb] pz
* caleb is not here: [l(on) p(on)]
[aron] hmmm..... ajaron
[aron] aja:what would the company do?
[aja] aron: get rich.
[aron] damn!
[aron] that sounds good

[r[o]b] pre: I've been doing evil. :P
[pre] evil is bad, rob!

[aja] you've been naked with a republican.
[aja] DO THEY LOOK DIFFERENT?
[sham] yeah. when i went to put my hoo-hoo in her ha-ha, her ha-ha had been replaced by a big red-white-and-blue ELEPHANT.

[aja] eternity comes and goes in 7 months.

[emily] hello kitty has no PLACE in my pussy.

* sucre starts a bay area emo band, "crying while masturbating" - anybody interested?
[aja] i will join your band
[sucre] aja, okay. i have a position open for stage masturbatory performance art, or, you can do vocals if you like to sing.