[emily] yesss tracy will give me SEXYCOFFEESOAP.
[tracyp] :c)
[tracyp] awww yeah
[aja] awww y;eah!
[emily] then i can have orgasms in the shower.
[aja] you gusy rock. :D
[tracyp] oh my
[aja] hahaha.
[aja] i have ahd those without soap.
[tracyp] perhaps i will need to get a special mold for htat
[aja] OKAY GOODNIGHT
[aja] SAID TOO MUCH
[aja] hahahahsdf.
[emily] hahahashdf.
[aja] special mold.
[emily] whoa.
[tracyp] :c)
[tracyp] *wink*
[aja] we're too dirty for words.
[emily] heheheeas/
[aja] i love the shower.

[aja] this woman just got on the PA.
[aja] and i swear she said "my clit, please dial the operator. my clit, please dial the operator."
[aja] maybe we have an employee named mike lit.

[timl] fuck! lawrence welk is on! see ya guys later :)

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[maroo] hmm.
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[emily] ok wtf.
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[Chris] Kevin is rocking the nick crossfader.

[katchoo] i want a baseball field
[katchoo] fulla dead baseball players. :(
[maroo] katchoo, you're sick.
[maroo] i'd have to call you kevin costner
[maroo] and make fun of you for waterworld

[rob] I better goto work now. If I don't show up I might get sent to china to work in the factories.

[gabe] say something secret about chris!
[gabe] HE CAN'T TELL!
[caleb_] i love him
[emily_] hahah.
[caleb_] :X
[gabe] CHRIS IS A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS
[emily_] i know secrets about chris.
[caleb_] i have a secret
[caleb_] ...
[caleb_] im late.
[caleb_] and not like late to a meeting
[caleb_] im... LATE
[caleb_] and guess what
[caleb_] ITS CHRIS'S

[aja] aron: we need to own our own business and have laptops.
[aron] hell yeah
[caleb] you can call it ajaron
[caleb] im out though
[caleb] pz
* caleb is not here: [l(on) p(on)]
[aron] hmmm..... ajaron
[aron] aja:what would the company do?
[aja] aron: get rich.
[aron] damn!
[aron] that sounds good

[r[o]b] pre: I've been doing evil. :P
[pre] evil is bad, rob!

[aja] you've been naked with a republican.
[aja] DO THEY LOOK DIFFERENT?
[sham] yeah. when i went to put my hoo-hoo in her ha-ha, her ha-ha had been replaced by a big red-white-and-blue ELEPHANT.

[aja] eternity comes and goes in 7 months.

[emily] hello kitty has no PLACE in my pussy.

* sucre starts a bay area emo band, "crying while masturbating" - anybody interested?
[aja] i will join your band
[sucre] aja, okay. i have a position open for stage masturbatory performance art, or, you can do vocals if you like to sing.

[ymmas] any time i think of aja, i see a big floating keyboard where her head should be

winnie gets a real american cultural education:
[reza] ok after ludacris, I am going to listen to rufus wainwright

ajamccain: poop
ajamccain: UDDE>
ajamccain: DUDE.
ajamccain: my cat.
ajamccain: typed poop.
ajamccain: i shit you not.
ajamccain: i hit return so you could see it.
(thanks to sammy for pasting that aim conversation to the channel!)

[kevin] this keyboard spells disaster
[sammy] a keyboard that can only spell disaster seems pretty limited

[rob] i keep thinking the new mozilla icon is a happy read heart!!! then I think, "no! I cannot have cute on my computer! I want skull!" then I see its the dinosaur head and then its all okay.

[ymmas] i just realized something: i really like alternative country
* ymmas goes out to buy a thirft-store cowboy hat.

on the subject of sammy's parents' computers:

[ymmas] rob, is their computer still broken?
[r[o]b] ymmas: yes. both their computers are broken.
[ymmas] heh.
[r[o]b] i don't know how to fix them.
[ymmas] that's so rad. i bet they are really thrashed :(
[aja] how did they break them both?
[r[o]b] by trying to connect to the internet.
[aja] HAHA>