aja: Being sick when you have kids is just fucking awful because your kids do. not. give. a. fuck.

aja: E-- just asked me for something (a cake pop) and I told her that I wasn't going to Starbucks right now because I'm sick and she literally said “well I don't care if you're sick.”

aja: See.

emily: wow

emily: rude

aja: Yeah, even P--, who is normally my rude one, said “wow E-- you're MEAN.”

 

yammy  

3:27 PM: That is cute. I like PP

3:27: Please screenshot that to ensure I never run for public office.

yammy 12:39

Hiiii dooot etc n00000n

12:39

So, if Trump is a billionaire, how come he can't pay off $800 million dollarz in debt.

12:39

I don't know how rich people stuff works.

aja  12:47 PM

He’s been lying about being a billionaire

yammy  12:48 PM

Trump is not a billionaire? gasp! I think so much less of him now 

yammy 2:07 PM
I just put out a literal dumpster fire.

emily 2:08 PM
congrats
was it satisfying
like, polticially

yammy 2:10 PM
If only I could save us from another 4 years of Trunpf with an 1 3/4” firehose.

montecore 10:55 AM
Hi! I had too many thoughts and it was too much to type so I settled with "zort"

yammy 10:57 AM
zort is a good place to start
(and end, if you wish)

aja 8:08 PM
My kid just barfed more barf than I’ve ever seen. While in her car seat
In a drive thru
I should have taken a picture for her wedding slideshow

yammy 10:39 AM
I’m freeeeeeee

emily 10:46 AM
free of what

yammy 10:48 AM
I wish I could say free of racist capitalist oppression. But just dismissed from class for the day is all I’m talking about.

emily [3:32 PM]
k said he was "waiting for something to deploy," then farted, so i made a joke about it. am i wrong
i laughed very hard

yammy [3:57 PM]
Lol
I’m surprised k doesn’t practice continuous integration farting

emily [4:00 PM]
HAHAHAHAH
he comes real fuckin close tbqh
is this tmi or n00n blog fodder

montecore [1:05 PM]
somedays your foot is wet. other days your foot is dry.


emily [1:05 PM]
deep thoughts with rob (edited)

yammy [1:08 PM]
Between 2 n00ns: Deep Thots w Tob

emily [1:09 PM]
never goign to stop laughing at deep thots

yammy [1:09 PM]
set the channel topic: The Oldes

emily [1:09 PM]
fuck i need to put that on the blog

aja [6:56 PM]
My husband just dug a small unicorn out of a toilet filled with poop.

A "trinket" my toddler called it. MOM I DROPPED A TRINKET INTO MY POOP
f'n toddlers, man

emily [6:59 PM]
best poop story

aja [9:56 AM]
I have seen secret life of pets so many times.
And now I actually love it

emily [9:56 AM]
hahaha
you have kid movie stockholm syndrome?

aja [9:57 AM]
I do!

emily [9:57 AM]
hahahaha
when i was a kid my little brother spent one summer watching ET on vhs EVERY DAY

aja [9:57 AM]
Boss baby will grow on you after the 17th time

emily [9:57 AM]
now i fucking hate ET

aja [9:57 AM]
Hahahahaha

emily [9:57 AM]
i don't want boss baby to even touch me

aja [9:58 AM]
17 times
That's all it takes

emily [10:01 AM]
that's 27.5 hours of boss baby
which is longer than the entire run of Schitt's Creek
which i have watched 5 times now
but still
should we put this on the n00n quote blog

aja [10:02 AM]
Hahah

emily [10:03 AM]
to be fair i odn't think your kid would appreciate the canadian comedy but still

(07:06:50 PM) yam: wtf is a cornhole board
(07:06:56 PM) kevin: hmm
(07:07:03 PM) emily: the company that, apparently, yahoo hired to do background checks on employees couldn't seem to get my academic infoz
(07:07:22 PM) kevin: Cornhole is a game that has had a long-lasting run of popularity in the Midwestern US, particularly in Indiana and Ohio.
(07:07:26 PM) kevin: Cornhole is a game that has had a long-lasting run of popularity in the Midwestern US, particularly in Indiana and Ohio.
(07:07:27 PM) emily: i don't know but it makes me think of beavis and butthead
(07:07:28 PM) kevin: ergh
(07:07:31 PM) kevin: The game is simple. Players toss colored bean bags toward a tilted board with a 6" diameter hole in the surface. A bag in the hole scores! There are many variations on the basic game, but the equipment is the same.
(07:08:04 PM) yam: it makes me lol
(07:08:24 PM) yam: somebody emailed to the neighborhood list
(07:08:32 PM) yam: and was like does anybody have a cornhole board?
(07:08:41 PM) yam: i started laughing
(07:08:45 PM) emily: and were you like no but i do have tp for my bunghole
(07:10:20 PM) yam: but is it like a homphobic kind of term or what
(07:10:30 PM) yam: er +o
(07:10:39 PM) emily: if it's popular in iowa i'd guess it has its origins in actual corn
(07:10:43 PM) kevin: hmm
(07:10:46 PM) yam: i want to respond to the list with something totally immature
(07:10:51 PM) yam: but i'm thinking twice about it now
(07:10:58 PM) emily: hahaha
(07:10:59 PM) kevin: maybe the game originally involved throwing corn into the hole
(07:10:59 PM) emily: yeah
(07:11:03 PM) yam: yea but when people use it to refer to anus
(07:11:05 PM) kevin: but now less people have a bunch of corn
(07:11:09 PM) emily: don't let your neighbors know that you're secretly 12
(07:11:19 PM) kevin: so they use beanbags
(07:11:32 PM) emily: i am pretty sure the "anus" usage came after the "actual corn" usage
(07:11:52 PM) emily: i cannot believe we are discussing corn vs. anuses

[kevin] Subject: For Sale or Rent: Money
[tyler] haha
[tyler] wouldn't renting money be a loan
[simmy] rent me some money and find out

emily: aja and bret, i dun blogged about it already
emily: also, like, five minutes after hearing the news and then being mad, i got hit with a massive cramp
emily: so it really was like getting punched in the crotch
emily: the living ghost of sarah palin came and messed with my ladyparts
fnordpojk: emily: :D
emily: fnord, yes
fnordpojk: emily: i wish you'd blogged about that and some neocon saw it and blew up and it was a big media thing.

Aja got Married! wheee!

[yampy] i stayed up too late.
[aja] me too.
[Morbius] me too :X
[yampy] we could have been having an orgy
[yampy] TOGETHER
[Morbius] haha
[Morbius] I believe that may change the dynamics of our relationship, sammy
[yampy] that's why they're called "dynamics" :>

[roboter] So if your a planetologist who studies pluto and suddenly the
definition of planet changes that excludes pluto as a planet, you
would be all, "Frak dude! I was studying that planet!"
[roboter] "sorry dude, your a dwarf planetologist now"

[rob] IM ON MY APPLEII RIGHT NOW
[rob] I'M NOT YELLING. LOWER CASE HAS NOT BEEN INVENTED YET.

[rob] were feminine wiles involved?
[rob] did a girl touch the sausage? that also has an effect
[rob] moon phase also
[aja] hahaha
[r[o]b] was the sausage in space?
[r[o]b] zero G

[trivbot] Question: What is Aja's favorite Camper Van Beethoven song?
[trivbot] Hint: M...
[emily] not on the quote blog, i know ;)
[aja] !
[aja] matchstick men
[trivbot] aja got the right answer in 29 seconds (+1 points giving 7). The answer was: Matchstick Men