montecore [1:05 PM]
somedays your foot is wet. other days your foot is dry.


emily [1:05 PM]
deep thoughts with rob (edited)

yammy [1:08 PM]
Between 2 n00ns: Deep Thots w Tob

emily [1:09 PM]
never goign to stop laughing at deep thots

yammy [1:09 PM]
set the channel topic: The Oldes

emily [1:09 PM]
fuck i need to put that on the blog

aja [6:56 PM]
My husband just dug a small unicorn out of a toilet filled with poop.

A "trinket" my toddler called it. MOM I DROPPED A TRINKET INTO MY POOP
f'n toddlers, man

emily [6:59 PM]
best poop story

aja [9:56 AM]
I have seen secret life of pets so many times.
And now I actually love it

emily [9:56 AM]
hahaha
you have kid movie stockholm syndrome?

aja [9:57 AM]
I do!

emily [9:57 AM]
hahahaha
when i was a kid my little brother spent one summer watching ET on vhs EVERY DAY

aja [9:57 AM]
Boss baby will grow on you after the 17th time

emily [9:57 AM]
now i fucking hate ET

aja [9:57 AM]
Hahahahaha

emily [9:57 AM]
i don't want boss baby to even touch me

aja [9:58 AM]
17 times
That's all it takes

emily [10:01 AM]
that's 27.5 hours of boss baby
which is longer than the entire run of Schitt's Creek
which i have watched 5 times now
but still
should we put this on the n00n quote blog

aja [10:02 AM]
Hahah

emily [10:03 AM]
to be fair i odn't think your kid would appreciate the canadian comedy but still

(07:06:50 PM) yam: wtf is a cornhole board
(07:06:56 PM) kevin: hmm
(07:07:03 PM) emily: the company that, apparently, yahoo hired to do background checks on employees couldn't seem to get my academic infoz
(07:07:22 PM) kevin: Cornhole is a game that has had a long-lasting run of popularity in the Midwestern US, particularly in Indiana and Ohio.
(07:07:26 PM) kevin: Cornhole is a game that has had a long-lasting run of popularity in the Midwestern US, particularly in Indiana and Ohio.
(07:07:27 PM) emily: i don't know but it makes me think of beavis and butthead
(07:07:28 PM) kevin: ergh
(07:07:31 PM) kevin: The game is simple. Players toss colored bean bags toward a tilted board with a 6" diameter hole in the surface. A bag in the hole scores! There are many variations on the basic game, but the equipment is the same.
(07:08:04 PM) yam: it makes me lol
(07:08:24 PM) yam: somebody emailed to the neighborhood list
(07:08:32 PM) yam: and was like does anybody have a cornhole board?
(07:08:41 PM) yam: i started laughing
(07:08:45 PM) emily: and were you like no but i do have tp for my bunghole
(07:10:20 PM) yam: but is it like a homphobic kind of term or what
(07:10:30 PM) yam: er +o
(07:10:39 PM) emily: if it's popular in iowa i'd guess it has its origins in actual corn
(07:10:43 PM) kevin: hmm
(07:10:46 PM) yam: i want to respond to the list with something totally immature
(07:10:51 PM) yam: but i'm thinking twice about it now
(07:10:58 PM) emily: hahaha
(07:10:59 PM) kevin: maybe the game originally involved throwing corn into the hole
(07:10:59 PM) emily: yeah
(07:11:03 PM) yam: yea but when people use it to refer to anus
(07:11:05 PM) kevin: but now less people have a bunch of corn
(07:11:09 PM) emily: don't let your neighbors know that you're secretly 12
(07:11:19 PM) kevin: so they use beanbags
(07:11:32 PM) emily: i am pretty sure the "anus" usage came after the "actual corn" usage
(07:11:52 PM) emily: i cannot believe we are discussing corn vs. anuses

[kevin] Subject: For Sale or Rent: Money
[tyler] haha
[tyler] wouldn't renting money be a loan
[simmy] rent me some money and find out

emily: aja and bret, i dun blogged about it already
emily: also, like, five minutes after hearing the news and then being mad, i got hit with a massive cramp
emily: so it really was like getting punched in the crotch
emily: the living ghost of sarah palin came and messed with my ladyparts
fnordpojk: emily: :D
emily: fnord, yes
fnordpojk: emily: i wish you'd blogged about that and some neocon saw it and blew up and it was a big media thing.

Aja got Married! wheee!

[yampy] i stayed up too late.
[aja] me too.
[Morbius] me too :X
[yampy] we could have been having an orgy
[yampy] TOGETHER
[Morbius] haha
[Morbius] I believe that may change the dynamics of our relationship, sammy
[yampy] that's why they're called "dynamics" :>

[roboter] So if your a planetologist who studies pluto and suddenly the
definition of planet changes that excludes pluto as a planet, you
would be all, "Frak dude! I was studying that planet!"
[roboter] "sorry dude, your a dwarf planetologist now"

[rob] IM ON MY APPLEII RIGHT NOW
[rob] I'M NOT YELLING. LOWER CASE HAS NOT BEEN INVENTED YET.

[rob] were feminine wiles involved?
[rob] did a girl touch the sausage? that also has an effect
[rob] moon phase also
[aja] hahaha
[r[o]b] was the sausage in space?
[r[o]b] zero G

[trivbot] Question: What is Aja's favorite Camper Van Beethoven song?
[trivbot] Hint: M...
[emily] not on the quote blog, i know ;)
[aja] !
[aja] matchstick men
[trivbot] aja got the right answer in 29 seconds (+1 points giving 7). The answer was: Matchstick Men

[yammy] phones need a *hug* feature

[pajama] i keep secretly interchanging cats with vaginas
[pajama] in my head
[pajama] and then laughing
[pajama] at what you say.
[emily] ahahaha
[caleb-] haha
[emily] kevin is allergic to vaginas.
[caleb-] yeah
[caleb-] to the furrines of it
[pajama] hahah.
[caleb-] but vaginas are so awesome
[caleb-] so its ok
[emily] {petfinder.com url snipped}
[emily] that is a beautiful cat.
[caleb-] if we had a vagina kevin would want it to be able to go outside
[caleb-] and I do not think that is very healthy for some vaginas
[pajama] hahah.
[james] quote
[yama] growing sleepy
[emily] caleb wins
[pajama] lots of stray vaginas around.
[caleb-] score: 1 trillion
[yama] vaginas are like patchwork of confusion

[kevin] i searched images.google.com for big turds
[kevin] and i found porn of people pooping big turds
[emily] i...
[emily] kevin.
[emily] don't google scat, ok?
[kevin] this distrubs me
[emily] YOU SEARCHED IMAGES FOR BIG TURDS.
[emily] WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.
[emily] let's go
[kevin] i expected some big turds

[caleb_] you know what
[caleb_] nothing that youre all talking about matters right now
[caleb_] all you need to know
[caleb_] is that batman begins is the greatest batman movie you will ever see
[caleb_] in your lifetime thusfar
-:- sorijin is now known as thusfar
-:- caleb_ is now known as greatestmovie
[greatestmovie] <--
[thusfar] <--

[emily] parents just shouldn't die.
[emily] it's not ok.
[katchoo] seriously.
[katchoo] at least not until we're all much much older
[katchoo] and more prepared!
[emily] yes.
[emily] there ought to be a law.
[katchoo] dude.
[katchoo] when i'm president, i'll make a law.
[emily] ok.
[emily] can i be in your cabinet?
[katchoo] yes!
[emily] preferably in somethign that requires lots of international travel?
[katchoo] you can be VEEPEE if you want.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] nah, that's ok
[katchoo] of course.
[emily] secretary of state, though
[emily] i'd be down for that
[katchoo] ooh.
[katchoo] that's a good one.
[emily] or at least some kind of dignitary
[katchoo] you can be the ambassador of awesome.
[emily] hahaha.
[emily] all right.
[emily] i'll bring olympia indie rock to all the nations.
[katchoo] that requires a lot of travel.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] you'll create a new cabinet position
[emily] the american people will gladly pay my salary
[katchoo] YES.
[emily] it would be totally awesome to like. get into the white house, and then just be all.
[emily] fuck the politics, man, let's ROCK
[katchoo] haha.
[emily] but by the time you get there, you would've lost that passion
[katchoo] we could get any band to play our party.
[emily] because that's the nature of the beast
[emily] dude, we could
[emily] bjork would play the oval office
[emily] sonic youth
[emily] cat power
[katchoo] if i ever became president, i would just plan on being a one-termer. and get as much awesomeness done in 4 hours as i could.
[katchoo] dude
[emily] you could give chan marshall an ambassadorship to whatever country she gets her drugs
[katchoo] that would be the show of all shows.
[katchoo] hahah.
[katchoo] what drugs?!
[emily] haha
[katchoo] is she on drugs
[emily] i don't know, she seems nuts
[emily] she must have something
[katchoo] i read some horrible review
[katchoo] of a show in like australia she did
[katchoo] where she freaked out
[katchoo] and covered a peaches song
[emily] you can sign an executive order to make jeff magnum make more neutral milk hotel records
[katchoo] and then got all sad when people walked out.
[emily] wow
[emily] that is freak
[emily] y
[emily] she is weird.
[katchoo] hahaha.
[katchoo] but i lub her.
[emily] yeah
[emily] just, she's nuts.
[katchoo] she can have my baby any time.
[katchoo] just as long as she you know.
[katchoo] takes care of it.
[katchoo] and pays for it.
[emily] hahah.
[emily] you'll supply the dna.
[emily] the rest is up to her.
[katchoo] YES.
[emily] like a MAN.
[katchoo] but she better provide the kid with an awesome singing voice.
[katchoo] haha.
[emily] yeah, chan marshall singing genes are on the x chromosome
[katchoo] i should call her up
[katchoo] and ask her where she gets her drugs.
[emily] if you were the president
[emily] yopu could call her anytime
[emily] "hey chan, it's aja. yeah, PRESIDENT aja"
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] "you wanna bring the kid by? i could use a good photo op"
[katchoo] haha!
[katchoo] and then drudgereport would say i was a lesbian.
[emily] you will need some good comedians in your employ as well
[katchoo] and anderson cooper would devote an entire hour
[emily] hahah
[emily] you're not gay!
[emily] you just wanted chan marshall to make your baby
[emily] that's not gay
[katchoo] hahah.
[katchoo] it's just LOGICAL.
[emily] god.
[emily] in the future, that will be ok.
[emily] indie rockers will make babies for presidents ALL the time
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] standard practice.
[emily] we are so weird for thinking of this.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] i want to post this.
[katchoo] good thing it's all being documented on the internets.

[caleb_] only christians have the power to lure us into something so retarded

[emily] holes that needed filling have been satisfied

[katchoo] new guy got cable tv
[katchoo] which means now he wants to talk about all these shows i already know about
[katchoo] like they're BRAND NEW
[katchoo] and he DISCOVERED THEM
[katchoo] and he wants to talk to me about dennis miller and how he changes all the time?
[katchoo] GOD.
[katchoo] GO EAT YOUR PEANUTBUTTER SOMEWHERE ELSE