on the subject of sammy's parents' computers:

[ymmas] rob, is their computer still broken?
[r[o]b] ymmas: yes. both their computers are broken.
[ymmas] heh.
[r[o]b] i don't know how to fix them.
[ymmas] that's so rad. i bet they are really thrashed :(
[aja] how did they break them both?
[r[o]b] by trying to connect to the internet.
[aja] HAHA>

[katchoo] fuck all these stem cell debates.
[katchoo] i'm gonna start a babyfarm.
[caleb] haha
[katchoo] babies by the pound.
[caleb] whats up with stem cells now?
[emily] they use them to do genetic research and stuff.
[katchoo] i dunno, connie chung was talking to some dude about cloning and petri dishes and sheep and babies and fetus issues.
[emily] they come from dead fetuses and stuff.
[katchoo] babyfarm.
[emily] yeah.
[emily] with jars and shit.
[Chris] The new food source! Feed the world!
[emily] you get the stem cells, then you get out of town.
[katchoo] i'd pay handsomely for good baby sprouts.
[katchoo] and i'd get paid just as handsomely for my babycrop.
[katchoo] i'd have to invent some sort of plow that won't tear flesh, though.
[emily] i am so quoting this shit.
* katchoo blinks.
[katchoo] BUT I LOVE BABIES SO DON'T GET ME WRONG.
[katchoo] haaaaaaaaaaaarvesttime.

[Chris] Fuck kids. I need to be perky.

[hb] april thinks she's about to wrestle me to the ground
[hb] but she's gonna lose
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[hb] LKC

[emily] aja, when is the wedding?
[aja] wedding?
[emily] yeah.
[emily] you and beck.
[aja] beck and i are no longer engaged.
[emily] hahaha.
[gabe] :(
[gabe] I BROKE THAT UP
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[emily] you knew what i was talking about!
[emily] that's so sad!
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[gabe] #3834.
[aja] emily: i know, wasn't it? :P

[svmmy] kurt cobain was lactose intolerant.
[kevin] sam, but his favorite food was kraft macaroni and cheese
[kevin] strange for one who is lactose intolerant
[kevin] hmm
[svmmy] hehe! i was just reciting the name of a zine :P
[svmmy] i don't know if he was truly lactose intolerant.

[danp] http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/news/images/07-2002/07-24-2002-kitten.jpg
[danp] haha what the
[james] haha
[danp] where do they come up with this stuff
[james] creative minds

[mymymy] i miss kurt cobain
[katchoo] yeah. :/
[mymymy] he would know what to do in a situation like this
[mymymy] he would have words
[mymymy] and 3 chords
[mymymy] to soothe us

[katchoo] i submit.
[katchoo] that the emblem/logo for schweppes gingerail..
[katchoo] contains hidden pictures of either naked chicks, a vagina, or dolphins.
[katchoo] i haven't decided yet.
[emily] hahaha.
[kevin] hmm
[kevin] maybe it has naked dolphin vaginas

[reza] I don't htink I'm the alcoholic type! but I like my men intoxicated
[reza] mostly by ME

[aja] is it alcoholic?cause i only know about BOOZE and BROADS.

[r[o]b] information security is pretty important
[r[o]b] like if you say, "I'm going to burger king right now", and a spy heard that. it would be all over.

[aja] once upon a time there was a panda named sleepy.
[aron] huh
[aja] and sleepy was a happy panda. as long as they let sleepy stay in bed.
[aron] oh yeah?
[aja] in the kingdom of sleepy.
[aron] tell me more!
[aja] but just past the kingdom of sleepy, there lies a kingom called real life.
[aron] :O
[aja] and the ruler of real life was an eeevil queen named MONEYCUNT.
[aron] i'm scared
[aja] and five days out of seven, queen moneycunt FORCED the peaceful pandas of sleepy kingdom out of bed against their will.
[aron] :(
[aja] and dragged them by their soft pana hair to the dark dungeons of EMPLOYMENTDOOM.
[aja] and two times a month, evil queen MONEYCUNT would shed some of her skin, and give it to the pandas.
[aja] and they would think, yes. i am happy.
[aja] unfortunately, the happiness wore off, and the golden skin of evil queen moneycunt would shrivel and disappear.
[aja] i'm tired. i don't know if i can go on.

[dylan] i was sittin out in front of quikmart
[dylan] drinkin a coke
[dylan] smokin
[dylan] some gangster guy was all stoned
[dylan] started talkin to me
[dylan] sat down next to me and asked "whats that characters name... from the facts of life"
[dylan] im like "tootie?"
[dylan] 'yea tootie, thats you mang'
[dylan] i was wearing my rollerblades.
[gabe] HAHA
[gabe] it's an honor to be called tootie, i think.
[dylan] yes
[dylan] he wasnt doin it to make fun of me, so it was all good in the hood

[pajama] CLITSAW
[pajama] that should have read clitsaq.
[gabe] clitsaq.
[emily] clitsaw!@#
[pajama] but clitsaw. new word.

[emily] it doesn't get all hard in my mouth.
*yes, i fully understand this is a low-blow, taken-out-of-context quote. but shit, dude. it's getting dry around here.

[segsam] how long does it take to ship a baby from the uk to california
[pajama] as long as it takes to ship a watermelon.
[pajama] they are btoh very fragile.
[hb] but watermelons taste better.

[segsam] i meant, i want to DO the IN 'N' OUT
[gabe] weren't you hot for some girl who looks like anne?
[gabe] go, man.
[gabe] complete her bun with a weiner and some ketchup.
[segsam] haherhump
[segsam] i need to find a hungry hole

[katchoo] hi./;2/.5465'
[emily] aja, is there a kitten on your keyboard?
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[emily] i will take that as a yes.
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[katchoo] N=063.

[pajama] i'll HEH you in a minute, bub.
[smmy] i'll be thinking about you doing that to me while i shower