[aja] she drinks nervous juice for breakfast.
[aja] and eats nervous toast for lunch.
[aja] and then i think she must shove carrots up her ass for dinner.
[aja] becauase she's really uptight.

[Chris] At some point I think I got "I am the Walrus".
[Chris] I understood it somehow.
[Chris] On some level.
[Chris] Now I am confused again.
[Chris] I am old.

[sammy] i have north carolina krispy kreme
[aja] FUCKYOUSAM.
[aja] sorry, too much work today.
[aja] not enough donuts.
[r[o]b] work to donut ratio is out of balence.

[katchoo] Researchers in China, meanwhile, are working with rabbits as
surrogates for cloned pandas, which are about the size of a stick of
butter when they're born.
[mammy] haha. stick of butter.
[katchoo] i wonder if i could be a surrogate for a panda.
[katchoo] if a rabbit can do it, why not ME.
[katchoo] giving birth to a stick of butter would be nooooo problem.
[katchoo] i do it every day.
[mammy] that's weird
[mammy] butter comes with its own lube
[mammy] birthing lube

[emily_] someone on a message board i read says he gives people either a gift certificate to home depot or toys in babeland. :P
[rob] toys! :)
[emily_] rob, those are sex toys. ;)
[rob] They need to have a gundam for their future life together.
[rob] gundams are sexy. :P