[emily] parents just shouldn't die.
[emily] it's not ok.
[katchoo] seriously.
[katchoo] at least not until we're all much much older
[katchoo] and more prepared!
[emily] yes.
[emily] there ought to be a law.
[katchoo] dude.
[katchoo] when i'm president, i'll make a law.
[emily] ok.
[emily] can i be in your cabinet?
[katchoo] yes!
[emily] preferably in somethign that requires lots of international travel?
[katchoo] you can be VEEPEE if you want.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] nah, that's ok
[katchoo] of course.
[emily] secretary of state, though
[emily] i'd be down for that
[katchoo] ooh.
[katchoo] that's a good one.
[emily] or at least some kind of dignitary
[katchoo] you can be the ambassador of awesome.
[emily] hahaha.
[emily] all right.
[emily] i'll bring olympia indie rock to all the nations.
[katchoo] that requires a lot of travel.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] you'll create a new cabinet position
[emily] the american people will gladly pay my salary
[katchoo] YES.
[emily] it would be totally awesome to like. get into the white house, and then just be all.
[emily] fuck the politics, man, let's ROCK
[katchoo] haha.
[emily] but by the time you get there, you would've lost that passion
[katchoo] we could get any band to play our party.
[emily] because that's the nature of the beast
[emily] dude, we could
[emily] bjork would play the oval office
[emily] sonic youth
[emily] cat power
[katchoo] if i ever became president, i would just plan on being a one-termer. and get as much awesomeness done in 4 hours as i could.
[katchoo] dude
[emily] you could give chan marshall an ambassadorship to whatever country she gets her drugs
[katchoo] that would be the show of all shows.
[katchoo] hahah.
[katchoo] what drugs?!
[emily] haha
[katchoo] is she on drugs
[emily] i don't know, she seems nuts
[emily] she must have something
[katchoo] i read some horrible review
[katchoo] of a show in like australia she did
[katchoo] where she freaked out
[katchoo] and covered a peaches song
[emily] you can sign an executive order to make jeff magnum make more neutral milk hotel records
[katchoo] and then got all sad when people walked out.
[emily] wow
[emily] that is freak
[emily] y
[emily] she is weird.
[katchoo] hahaha.
[katchoo] but i lub her.
[emily] yeah
[emily] just, she's nuts.
[katchoo] she can have my baby any time.
[katchoo] just as long as she you know.
[katchoo] takes care of it.
[katchoo] and pays for it.
[emily] hahah.
[emily] you'll supply the dna.
[emily] the rest is up to her.
[katchoo] YES.
[emily] like a MAN.
[katchoo] but she better provide the kid with an awesome singing voice.
[katchoo] haha.
[emily] yeah, chan marshall singing genes are on the x chromosome
[katchoo] i should call her up
[katchoo] and ask her where she gets her drugs.
[emily] if you were the president
[emily] yopu could call her anytime
[emily] "hey chan, it's aja. yeah, PRESIDENT aja"
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] "you wanna bring the kid by? i could use a good photo op"
[katchoo] haha!
[katchoo] and then drudgereport would say i was a lesbian.
[emily] you will need some good comedians in your employ as well
[katchoo] and anderson cooper would devote an entire hour
[emily] hahah
[emily] you're not gay!
[emily] you just wanted chan marshall to make your baby
[emily] that's not gay
[katchoo] hahah.
[katchoo] it's just LOGICAL.
[emily] god.
[emily] in the future, that will be ok.
[emily] indie rockers will make babies for presidents ALL the time
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] standard practice.
[emily] we are so weird for thinking of this.
[katchoo] hahah.
[emily] i want to post this.
[katchoo] good thing it's all being documented on the internets.